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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Shallow Intellectual seeks big tits and love of 18th century English Literature. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History and crotchless panties. 
No Fatty-monsters please.</description><title>Shallow Intellectual</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @michaeltruly)</generator><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/</link><item><title>Get Low</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Yeah Inception was good and all… &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but this…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6bpxdRiYW1qznmxl.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Might be the best movie I’ve seen all year. Robert Duvall is spellbinding. Sissy Spacek is great and Bill Murray can somehow make the smallest things hilarious. I laughed and I cried. Robert Duvall is going to get an oscar nomination for this. And I feel like the move has a good shot at best picture as well.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Guys seriously, make the effort to see this. It’s so well done and so worth it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/875389684</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/875389684</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:44:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>attentiondoozers:

New Axe Cop

Not just new axe cop…...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l69ck7f0MU1qz93sio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://attentiondoozers.tumblr.com/post/869863724/new-axe-cop" target="_blank"&gt;attentiondoozers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;New &lt;a href="http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/AC_MC1/" target="_blank"&gt;Axe Cop&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not just new axe cop… AXE-COP DR. MCNINJA CROSSOVER!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/871112498</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/871112498</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 08:45:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Kit's Happy premises to live by-</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite… I probably won’t.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/863585049</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/863585049</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:39:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The cure for Bieber fever is bed rest, lots of fluids and a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66lp6nYzJ1qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The cure for Bieber fever is bed rest, lots of fluids and a bullet through the frontal lobe of the brain.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/862634244</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/862634244</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:14:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Book Recommendations!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I need some good books to read for a beach trip! Last year I read The Descent and it was pulpy and delicious. Thoughts? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(p.s. I like books where people are shuffled off this mortal coil or there are laughs. Or both.) &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/862101569</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/862101569</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:43:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I have a whole series of photos of this guy that I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l610i4fY3P1qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have a whole series of photos of this guy that I’m excited to blow up and post in sequence along a hallway. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/850738508</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/850738508</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:51:40 -0700</pubDate><category>pic pick</category></item><item><title>Summer Jams '09</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l60ta3p4JV1qznmxl.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SUMMER JAMS ‘09 - (&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.mediafire.com/?j6c1r6y5kz535ke"&gt;Download it here&lt;/a&gt;) &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Lake Michigan&lt;span&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;Rogue Wave&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Shout&lt;span&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;De Novo Dahl&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Girl&lt;span&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;Beck&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Carry On/Questions - Crosby, Stills &amp; Nash&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Heart To Heart - Kenny Loggins&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Swimming Pool - The Submarines&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;span&gt;Y&lt;/span&gt;ou! Me! Dancing!&lt;span&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;Los Campesinos&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Wishful Thinking - Wilco&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;span&gt;Ms. Doorbell (The White Stripes + Mos Def)&lt;/span&gt; - Adrian Champion Mix&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;milk and honey - Beck&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Crooked Teeth - Death Cab For Cutie&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;L.A. - Murs &amp; 9th Wonder&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cinnamon and Clove&lt;span&gt; - Sergio Mendes &amp; Brasil ‘66&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;The Underdog - Spoon&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Panama - Van Halen&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;span&gt;Elevate Myself - Grandaddy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is a great mix albeit with shortcomings. Panama would work way better to kick the whole thing off rather than being a spike in the denouement. Crosby Stills and Nash feel &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; dated here and the Led Zepplin feels too heavy. But using a Beck backbone with Wilco and Spoon really makes this a fun disk that I’m still listening to in my car.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Summer Jams 2010 on Monday! Just in time for the ultimate test: my trip to Hawaii with the girlfriend.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/850352606</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/850352606</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:48:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Summer</category><category>Jam</category></item><item><title>"We’ll get through this Timbo, I’ll get you back. And then we’ll go to the ballpark..."</title><description>“We’ll get through this Timbo, I’ll get you back. And then we’ll go to the ballpark and eat hot dogs. You ever had a hot dog Timbo? It’s like a finger you’re allowed to eat. Nothing more American than that.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Mulligan comforting his kidnapped son Tim during a phone call asking for ransom money in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/850203607</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/850203607</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:00:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You're moving?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Oh? You’re moving to &lt;em&gt;blank&lt;/em&gt;? *Grimace* Well good luck, I heard rapes were up 20% in &lt;em&gt;blank&lt;/em&gt;. Do you need help moving your couch? &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/846919729</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/846919729</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:50:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Chains? I always knew you were that kind of broad."</title><description>““Chains? I always knew you were that kind of broad.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Mulligan while unlocking his kidnapped daughter’s manacles in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan.”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/845987905</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/845987905</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:17:27 -0700</pubDate><category>Mulligan</category></item><item><title>"*tap* *tap* “Is this thing on?"</title><description>“*tap* *tap* “Is this thing on?””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Mulligan talking to his gun after a misfire. This immediately follows him shooting one thousand bullets without reloading in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/845831784</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/845831784</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 10:28:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Mulligan</category></item><item><title>Well damn… I know what I’m building for the rest of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5yvi2HNI71qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well damn… I know what I’m building for the rest of the day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/845581972</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/845581972</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:08:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"You can kiss your ass goodbye!"</title><description>““You can kiss your ass goodbye!””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Mulligan killing the villain’s pet donkey execution style (one in the head two in the heart) in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan.”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/843055492</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/843055492</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:58:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Mulligan</category></item><item><title>"Nice flat-top!"</title><description>““Nice flat-top!””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Mulligan pausing to compliment a woman’s hairstyle in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan.” She’s not like a bad guy or anything, just a woman with a hairstyle that Jim finds particularly fetching.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/842401906</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/842401906</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:53:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Mulligan</category></item><item><title>"Die you Nazi asshole!"</title><description>“Die you Nazi asshole!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Mulligan strangling a ninja to death in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/842171114</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/842171114</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:45:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Mulligan</category></item><item><title>"You want to piss off Jim Mulligan? You get one chance. Cause there ain’t no do-overs."</title><description>““You want to piss off Jim Mulligan? You get one chance. Cause there ain’t no do-overs.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Mulligan to a huge blonde bad guy that just hit him in the face with something people shouldn’t be hit in the face with in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/842040938</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/842040938</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:07:08 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Summer Jams '08</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="300" width="300" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4paLvkQ0lvo/Sd0r6uqgH5I/AAAAAAAACWE/QzkXVkr-rhM/s320/forever_summer.jpg" align="middle"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So here’s the tracklist for I made in 2008  for &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.mediafire.com/?hdzvvyv521dxcu5"&gt;Summer Jams ‘08 &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;( &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.mediafire.com/?hdzvvyv521dxcu5"&gt;Go here to download all these songs&lt;/a&gt; in one fell swoop) &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Who Knows What The Question Is?&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by The Bees&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Off the Record&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  My Morning Jacket&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  Jimmy Buffett&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Subterranean Homesick Blues&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  Bob Dylan&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Bonafied Lovin’ (Tough Guys)&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  Chromeo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Banana Pancakes&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  Jack Johnson&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Listening Man&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  The Bees&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;When The Day Met The Night&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  Panic at the Disco&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sunshine&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  Atmosphere&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I’m a Fighter&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  Supernatural&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The First Single (You Know Me)&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;by  The Format&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You may notice I broke a lot of the rules that I previously mentioned for Summer Jam CD’s and that’s because this CD warranted a good portion of those rules. As it’s not a great SJ mix. Sometimes working within boundaries helps make things great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sure there are some great songs here but there’s no cohesion and the mix is terrible (two laid back rap songs next to each other? psh. Two songs out of 11 are the Bees)  The Jimmy Buffet song seems more fucked out than about summer and Chromeo is incredibly polarizing. Also Panic at the Disco was a little too popular and current at the time. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Out of this disc however Sunshine by Atmosphere would emerge as a staple, a pillar of the summer jam.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Either way, I’d do way better next year all around.  2009 Tracklist coming soon with 2010’s brand new summer jam to follow.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/841769113</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/841769113</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:47:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m totally going to photoshop this cat into a sweet...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5l8o3NDpR1qz9tjmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’m totally going to photoshop this cat into a sweet convertible.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/841173994</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/841173994</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:22:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A teaser trailer for the best movie you probably haven’t...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:539249" width="400" height="249" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="configParams=vid%3D539249%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A539249" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="."&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A teaser trailer for the best movie you probably haven’t heard of yet. The film adaptation of “Goon” w/ Paul Giamatti.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/838614932</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/838614932</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 18:18:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Bill Murray GQ interview = must read</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201008/bill-murray-dan-fierman-gq-interview"&gt;Bill Murray GQ interview = must read&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Snippet:  ”&lt;span&gt;Well, I never went to see &lt;em&gt;Year One&lt;/em&gt;, but people who did, including other Ghostbusters, said it was one of the worst things they had ever seen in their lives. So that dream just vaporized.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/833928564</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/833928564</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:40:48 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
