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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Shallow Intellectual seeks big tits and love of 18th century English Literature. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History and crotchless panties. 
No Fatty-monsters please.</description><title>Shallow Intellectual</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @michaeltruly)</generator><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/</link><item><title>Sometimes it’s hard to convincingly write something...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:fa25f4c7-925a-4c1b-b63c-b8fe1420b3b9" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="354" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Sometimes it’s hard to convincingly write something that’s insane when your faculties aren’t withered by madenes… other times you realize you have a pocket bulging with mescaline and a Jethro Tull album to get the words out and then you turn it over to Brad Conlin for the backwards jam alley-oop to make the bellevue lunatic asylum proud. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Please Digg it if only for inspired lunacy.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://teamtigerawesome.tumblr.com/post/434989672/spaceship-astronauts-the-men-and-women-of-the-uss" target="_blank"&gt;teamtigerawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://digg.com/d31KydW" target="_blank"&gt;Spaceship Astronauts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The men and women of the USS Spaceship face space madness in a galaxy gone evil or its the most insane, trippy thing you will watch today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Animated by the genius &lt;a href="http://bradc.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;Brad Conlin&lt;/a&gt; who we can’t thank enough for his dedication and his ability to extend the boundaries time and space throughout this process.  Thank you so much Brad.  We would also like to thank &lt;a href="http://atom.com" target="_blank"&gt;Atom.com&lt;/a&gt; and Ian Friedman for letting us make this.  We don’t think anyone else would.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you like it, please &lt;a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Spaceship_Astronauts" target="_blank"&gt;DIGG&lt;/a&gt; it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/435017390</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/435017390</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 10:28:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>A fascinating look at the inclusion of games in our future lives...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="348" id="VideoPlayerLg44277"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://g4tv.com/lv3/44277" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://g4tv.com/lv3/44277" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" name="VideoPlayer" width="400" height="382" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A fascinating look at the inclusion of games in our future lives and how facebook point systems will affect everything we do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/409354354</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/409354354</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:38:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"It’s possibly the greatest American novel of the past 25 years. It is unique. Blood Meridian is..."</title><description>“It’s possibly the greatest American novel of the past 25 years. It is unique. Blood Meridian is amazing, because it’s so rigid in its outlook, so committed to its vision, that it does not care about the conflict of the reader who, if sane, has to be uncomfortable.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Aleksandar Hemon on &lt;i&gt;Blood Meridian &lt;/i&gt;(and &lt;a href="http://thebrowser.com/books/interviews/aleksandar-hemon" target="_blank"&gt;four other books&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://ewilcox.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ewilcox&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Blood Meridian is one of Shallow Intellectual’s favorite books.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/409352479</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/409352479</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 09:36:42 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The Internet is really starting to bore me. It’s probably time to die.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;The Internet is really starting to bore me. It’s probably time to die.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/407252490</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/407252490</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:21:38 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This was only a hundred bucks. But you have to ask how much...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky4dqqzpTb1qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This was only a hundred bucks. But you have to ask how much protection does it really offer for such a cheap price?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/399697286</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/399697286</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 19:01:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>bradc:

There are many reasons why I believe that Flapjack is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8ma2yLVc1qz9sozo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bradc.tumblr.com/post/367639963/there-are-many-reasons-why-i-believe-that-flapjack" target="_blank"&gt;bradc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;There are many reasons why I believe that Flapjack is one of the best shows on TV. This is one of them.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;That show’s great. I love that they live inside a whale that sounds like a cheerful portly black woman.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/367778828</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/367778828</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:49:05 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Just found this in one of my records. Looks like 2010 is going...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwz611E8hk1qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just found this in one of my records. Looks like 2010 is going to be alright.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also? Totally going to hang this on the ceiling above my bed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/358371502</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/358371502</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:53:18 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>this made me laugh so hard I had coughing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwz2kb2RnP1qz93sio1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;this made me laugh so hard I had coughing fits.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chriscantwell.tumblr.com/post/358311384/mundy-attentiondoozers-this-is-the-coolest" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;chriscantwell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dickfundy.com/post/358301452/attentiondoozers-this-is-the-coolest-thing" target="_blank"&gt;mundy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://attentiondoozers.tumblr.com/post/358280439/this-is-the-coolest-thing-ever-a-comic-created" target="_blank"&gt;attentiondoozers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is the coolest thing ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A comic created / written by a 5 year-old, illustrated by his 29 year-old brother.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://axecop.com" target="_blank"&gt;AXE COP&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thedw.us/" target="_blank"&gt;thedw&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“All your 1,000 kids will live again… plus 2 million.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/358368991</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/358368991</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:51:33 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Someday I’ll make something that’s at least half as...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo0rwjjTZ1qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Someday I’ll make something that’s at least half as good as this album.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/347801021</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/347801021</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 12:26:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>The album I picked up today skips in only one place and it...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.shallowintellectual.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/346696893/tumblr_kwmisolzRi1qzo18v&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The album I picked up today skips in only one place and it couldn’t be a more awesome place for it to skip.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/346696893</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/346696893</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 17:00:09 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Tackleberry is my favorite police academy member.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Tackleberry is my favorite police academy member.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/338587095</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/338587095</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:24:19 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I feel like there’s a whole subgenre of comedy where an affable slacker makes good.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I feel like there’s a whole subgenre of comedy where an affable slacker makes good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/338569971</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/338569971</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:13:40 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>This is my favorite videogame commercial ever.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ga62uiXbEjI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ga62uiXbEjI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my favorite videogame commercial ever.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/333796193</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/333796193</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 23:46:23 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>You office types will never understand the blue collar man not...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:hcx:content:atom.com:7afe18f1-a42a-442b-8b32-fac0b188fe58" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" width="425" height="354" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You office types will never understand the blue collar man not like Styx does. In fact Tommy Shaw wrote ‘Blue Collar Man’ about the men in this short I don’t think he expected them to be sucker-punching fish however.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“I’ll take those long fights, against impossible cod&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;swinging my fists at the gill-hole&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if it takes all that to be just what I am&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well i’m gonna be a fish punchin’ man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://teamtigerawesome.tumblr.com/post/316597979/from-the-makers-of-the-earths-deadliest-catch" target="_blank"&gt;teamtigerawesome&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;From the makers of The Earth’s Deadliest Catch … who seem to be out of ideas … comes the next great high seas reality docu-drama. Fish Punchers!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Shot by Jonathan Nicholas.  All Adventure Boy and Dinghy Driver by &lt;a title="Anton Seim" href="http://deliberateindustries.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Anton Seim&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="DIGG" href="http://digg.com/comedy/Fish_Punchers" target="_blank"&gt;DIGG&lt;/a&gt; and Reblog because we almost died on this shoot!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/316720098</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/316720098</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 11:58:03 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Nothing makes my day like seeing a busted up limp bizket CD on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfyf5PmIp1qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Nothing makes my day like seeing a busted up limp bizket CD on the street.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/307066650</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/307066650</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:21:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>White Christmas = SO GOOD
(via ewilcox)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv1i23WLW81qz9swpo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;White Christmas = SO GOOD&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://ewilcox.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ewilcox&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/295309378</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/295309378</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:38:27 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>You are in for such a treat. I’m finishing up season 5 and...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cYuA2KD7jpA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cYuA2KD7jpA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are in for such a treat. I’m finishing up season 5 and the quality never dips. Not once. Not ever.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://attentiondoozers.tumblr.com/post/294790330/just-finished-season-1-of-the-wire-god-damn" target="_blank"&gt;attentiondoozers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Just finished season 1 of The Wire.  God damn.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Major crimes.  Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/295306965</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/295306965</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:36:25 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>

This Christmas, the Grinch isn’t just stealing presents. He’s...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LBReH4CEPqw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LBReH4CEPqw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This Christmas, the Grinch isn’t just stealing presents. He’s also stealing innocence. Team Tiger Awesome says “Happy Holidays!” by sharing something that you just can’t un-see.  NSFW-ish.  I mean, it’s Christmas though, so your boss has probably checked out too.  He/she might actually like it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Animated by &lt;a title="Chase Suddarth" href="http://chasesuddarth.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Chase Suddarth&lt;/a&gt; and Stacy Silva.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Backgrounds by &lt;a title="Niraj Shah" href="http://www.tlgmedia.com" target="_blank"&gt;Niraj Shah&lt;/a&gt;.  Mixed by Ryan Orr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Please Digg for the Holiday spirit!" href="http://digg.com/d31DUhR" target="_blank"&gt;Please Digg for the Holiday spirit! &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/293763668</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/293763668</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 12:03:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Anyone seen my keys? I really need to get to work. Piles of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv0p2yJcLv1qzo18vo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Anyone seen my keys? I really need to get to work. Piles of money don’t just grow on trees you know.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/293729283</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/293729283</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:35:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m inside a Chilis and very clearly hearing the fleet foxes. My mind is blown. This chilis...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m inside a Chilis and very clearly hearing the fleet foxes. My mind is blown. This chilis has so much indie hipster cred it needs a hat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/292461836</link><guid>http://www.shallowintellectual.com/post/292461836</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:31:09 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
