Shallow Intellectual

thedailywhat: Kickass Cover of the Day: The aptly-nicknamed Deb...

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 06:40:57 -0700

Kickass Cover of the Day: The aptly-nicknamed Deb “Spoons” Perry, best known as a contestant on Australia’s Got Talent, turns in an impressive spoon cover of the Black Keys’ “Lonely Boy.”

Also, she feeds some kangaroos. As you do.

[hypervocal.]

Quality spooning’ Deb.

teamtigerawesome: Garbage Can Scripts: I really hope Stardust...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:08:03 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

Garbage Can Scripts:

I really hope Stardust and Kevin get away from whatever convoluted trap it is that they seem to be stuck in.

What are the Garbage Can Scripts? And what do we know so far?

Where can I find past pages?

That’s a mean sauce stain. Some club soda would probably clear that right up.

Best Cat Ever! thedailywhat: Afternoon Snack: SKIFCHA is a...

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 13:09:43 -0800

Best Cat Ever!

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: SKIFCHA is a cat. With glasses. And a moustache. Who listens to dubstep. How have you not pressed play yet?

[unlikelywords.]

Dear Lean Cuisine

Thu, 16 Feb 2012 11:44:17 -0800

Thank you for FINALLY making some real vegetarian options. Also thank you for making them taste good as well. I appreciate it.

teamtigerawesome: Garbage Can Scripts: Wish I had pulled this...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 17:12:57 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

Garbage Can Scripts:

Wish I had pulled this one out of the can in time for Valentine’s Day. Nothing says V-day like a sexy scene and this one is the sexiest what with all the grabbing.

What are the Garbage Can Scripts? And what do we know so far?

I too, am impatient for the love making.

teamtigerawesome: So we have some pretty great news to...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 11:47:58 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

So we have some pretty great news to announce. We just got hired to rewrite our first feature film. It starts shooting later on in the year and we couldn’t be more excited. Now if you excuse us, we’re off to buy dune-buggies and derringers.

I’m actually buying a Gentleman’s Glock, a derringer just doesn’t have the stopping power I need to fight my way through the underworld.

teamtigerawesome: Garbage Can Script - Part 5 Here’s another...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 17:43:38 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

Garbage Can Script - Part 5

Here’s another page from the pages of scripts I found in the garbage can on Venice Blvd. I guess we sort of get an inkling of how ‘Stardust’ ends up in the “Murder Trap”

SPOILER ALERT: It’s because she’s a caricature of a woman.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

teamtigerawesome: I found a pages of a script in a trashcan on...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:56:34 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

I found a pages of a script in a trashcan on Venice Blvd - Part 4

I’m still sifting through pages looking for the beginning of this scene. I have no idea how they got here (where ever here is) but things are looking pretty dire for Stardust (the Zooey Deschanel clone) and Kevin (resident homeless everyman).

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

These are totally worth maybe almost touching something that looked like excrement to get at.

teamtigerawesome: So I’m still not sure how many scripts I’m...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:22:09 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

So I’m still not sure how many scripts I’m dealing with from that Venice trash can. There was a lot of script pages (bad and prolific are not two traits you want bundled together). But I think this is the same homeless Kevin from the other page, though there might be multiple Kevins across the scripts. I hope not. That’ll make this harder.

Or even worse if a script is called ‘Multiple Kevins’

Man, Luther is a HEAVY show.

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:30:25 -0800

Man, Luther is a HEAVY show.

mundy: I might not be able to run for public office… I think...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:58:41 -0800

mundy:

I might not be able to run for public office…

I think you’ll fit in just fine with this year’s republican candidates.

teamtigerawesome: Found this page of a screenplay in the trash...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:53:19 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

Found this page of a screenplay in the trash on Venice Blvd.

If they were doing a nature documentary about me they would refer to doors as ‘my natural...

Wed, 25 Jan 2012 07:58:45 -0800

If they were doing a nature documentary about me they would refer to doors as ‘my natural predator’

Dead grandfather = thumbs down Big writing contract = thumbs up Continued existence of artichokes =...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:19:24 -0800

Dead grandfather = thumbs down
Big writing contract = thumbs up
Continued existence of artichokes = Thumbs sideways

Alright 2012, so far you’re a wash.

teamtigerawesome: I just bought this signed photo of the cast...

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:15:13 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

I just bought this signed photo of the cast from Entourage for the person I hate most in my life. $695 well spent.

I wrapped it in turds pounded flat and dried in the sun.

For Natalie who always makes me do all four of them.

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 20:58:09 -0800

For Natalie who always makes me do all four of them.

teamtigerawesome: Die Hard… With Puppets, Children, and...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:32:03 -0800

teamtigerawesome:

Die Hard… With Puppets, Children, and Explosions

Hey! Just for fun, here is our favorite scene from a project we made a few years ago that you will never see. It’s got puppets, children, and explosions, so… you should love this. Just saying.

I will never say no to any project that involves puppets, guns and pyrotechnics. Easily one of my favorite scenes ever and that’s before including a stage mom who kept telling her child to get closer to the fire so it would look better.

Meh. It’s not like he has parents to spend his Christmas...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 14:57:45 -0800

Meh. It’s not like he has parents to spend his Christmas with anyway.

“All that is necessary for the triumph of weird internet...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:18:42 -0800

“All that is necessary for the triumph of weird internet bullshit is that good men do nothing.”

seanbury:

Baaaaaaaaaah!

teamtigerawesome:

Santa’s Workshop

Santa wants to help you lose those holiday pounds.

Starring Katy Stoll, Aubrey Wood, and J Teddy Garces.

Special thanks to Matt Barrs for building the set as well as College Humor.

This is really weird…

"The things we cannot laugh at, end up owning us."

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:54:05 -0800

“The things we cannot laugh at, end up owning us.”

- some inspirational twat