08
Apr
I just spent all kinds of money on pyrotechnics for the upcoming pilot presentation. Even the fire will be on fire. A gaggle of priests will be checking for brimstone there will be so much fire. Best. Puppet. Show. Ever.
Shallow Intellectual
Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
Fine Folk
