Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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03
Apr
I believe I have discovered a shrinking machine… this used to be a zucchini.
Now it’s a very small moldy zucchini. Human trials begin Monday.
