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tomoatmeal: RING RING! PHONE CALL! Tom Oatmeal: Yes I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use. Papa Johns: I’m sorry Sir, but it’s one coupon per customer. You just used yours with the delivery a few minutes ago. Tom Oatmeal: Okay, bye. Papa Johns: Hello? Tom Oatmeal: (wearing fake mustache) Hi, I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use. Papa Johns: Are you being serious? Tom Oatmeal: (hangs up phone and then daydreams about having a dirtbike until the pizza arrives.) This put the smile back on my face that twelve previous hours removed. I should probably mention it was sad vomiting.

tomoatmeal:

RING RING! PHONE CALL!

Tom Oatmeal: Yes I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use.

Papa Johns: I’m sorry Sir, but it’s one coupon per customer. You just used yours with the delivery a few minutes ago.

Tom Oatmeal: Okay, bye.

Papa Johns: Hello?

Tom Oatmeal: (wearing fake mustache) Hi, I have a coupon for a large pizza that I’d like to use.

Papa Johns: Are you being serious?

Tom Oatmeal: (hangs up phone and then daydreams about having a dirtbike until the pizza arrives.)

This put the smile back on my face that twelve previous hours removed. I should probably mention it was sad vomiting.
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