20
Mar
Dear Mike Parker, as I am a vegetarian I’m going to take your kind gesture and blow it completely out of proportion and take it as a personal affront to my belief system. I’m also going to rub stats about vegetarianism in your face and be all militant about it. Nothing against you this is just apparently how “we” roll. love, -Truly P.S. do you have any fur coats that need bloodening?New additions to the freezer brought to us by the sweetest of all sweethearts.
Mike “America” Parker, we don’t know what “it” is, but you have got it.
Mike Parker is Christ. I can’t wait to have a killer “q” with these.
via mundy