19
Mar
If music be the food of love, let’s rock this bitch!
Twelfth president Zachary Taylor on buying his new Fender Stratocaster and wah-wah pedal.
Shallow Intellectual
Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
Fine Folk
