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cjmeeks: You know what’s a real kick in the sack? Finishing a terrific book, a novel so good that Hunter S. Thompson himself wrote a “praise” snippet for the cover … only to flip to the “about the author” blurb and learn that not only was the author born the same year as you, but he wrote the damned thing seven years ago. Oh, and as an added bonus, he’s also way better looking than you. While this guy was publishing his first best-seller (and probably getting laid all the time), my friends and I were videotaping each other competing in various contests involving vomit. Eat a dick, Nick McDonell. But then write some more books. Dear CJ, Hot Girls almost never read anything that isn’t a magazine or written by Nicholas Sparks. Also the swingin’ times when authors would get laid died in the 60’s. Your friend, Nick McDonell

cjmeeks:

You know what’s a real kick in the sack? Finishing a terrific book, a novel so good that Hunter S. Thompson himself wrote a “praise” snippet for the cover … only to flip to the “about the author” blurb and learn that not only was the author born the same year as you, but he wrote the damned thing seven years ago. Oh, and as an added bonus, he’s also way better looking than you.

While this guy was publishing his first best-seller (and probably getting laid all the time), my friends and I were videotaping each other competing in various contests involving vomit.

Eat a dick, Nick McDonell.

But then write some more books.

Dear CJ, Hot Girls almost never read anything that isn’t a magazine or written by Nicholas Sparks. Also the swingin’ times when authors would get laid died in the 60’s. Your friend, Nick McDonell

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