Shallow Intellectual seeks big tits and love of 18th century English Literature. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History and crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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24
Feb
Wake up.
Realize neck hurts from playing rock band like a simian last night.
Acknowledge minor hangover.
Deal with twenty-five new submissions in gmail inbox of intercourse performed between mixed race couples of dinosaurs and robots.
Realize I’m living the dream.
