Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
Yes. These are onion rings. Yes. Each is bigger than my unclenched hand. Yes each is packed with goodness and so much sweet ass onion it’ll make you beg. You can see just the tip of how palty my spoon measured up in comparison.