Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
This Squirrel was part of Tom Brokaw’s Greatest generation storming Normandy before becoming nauseated by peaceniks back home and shipping off to Korea.