Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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21
Jan
This is both the reason why the middle-east hates us….And also why I could give a shit about the middle-east…. more oil please. :-)PATRIOTIC PICTURES I FOUND ONLINE THAT (DON’T) SCARE ME: #9
Because nothing says American like TITTIESSSSS!!!!!!
Pickup line that is guarenteed to work on these girls:
“Ahem… so it looks like your flag needs a flagpole.” (Then show them your boner)
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