Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
18
Jan
Before the coronation of the King, royalty would celebrate by throwing a huge festival for several days so that for a few fleeting moment the serfs could say, “hey this king is really looking out for my interests.” After the celebration the king would ride each one like a horsey until their knees were bleeding, whipping their backs crying, “Dig Potatoes! Dig Cabbage! Dig Carrots!”
