Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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30
Nov
Dear Nicholas Sparks,
Someday I’m going to kick you in the hand. So you can feel the pain writing that I feel upon reading your literature.
Love,
A shallow intellectual
