14
Nov
Fun Fact of the Day
Did you know… Fig newtons were invented by Sir Issac Newton? Sir Issac used to place his penis inside and trick the gentlewomen into taking a cookie. Whereby they would discover his penis and refuse the newton saying, “It’s not a cookie but fruit and cake” referring of course to the fey way Issac wore his hair and the spongey flaccidity of his penis. (Carrol 36-39)
Work Cited
Carrol, P.F.. Newtonian Physic: The Body of Sir Issac Newton. 1st. Orlando: Graham-Mills, 1972.
