09
Nov
Foreplay overrated, Men everywhere rejoice.
Josh’s agent on ‘30 Rock’ said it best, “Let’s skip the foreplay and get straight to the penetrish.” Then the crab fought the worm. The crab got aroused. And the whole thing got shut down.
Shallow Intellectual
Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
Fine Folk
