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13

Oct

This is not what you’re getting when you die, Nick. Instead of a headstone. I’m going to piss on your mound of earth and then smash a forty bottle against the dirt. I’ll probably also set a slightly open can of tuna on it. People will know your grave by the sixty feral cats rubbing off on it.

This is not what you’re getting when you die, Nick. Instead of a headstone. I’m going to piss on your mound of earth and then smash a forty bottle against the dirt. I’ll probably also set a slightly open can of tuna on it. People will know your grave by the sixty feral cats rubbing off on it.