Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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22
Sep
This is the full text of a legitimate email I received today, regarding a work related line of questioning-
“yes I went to the bathroom…haha it was like 7 in the morning…don’t ask very wierd drunk night!!! I will get that eye blood…”
