I know nothing about football

randomguy:

hey. did you end up signing up for the league?

Me:

yeah

randomguy:

are you the team with Tom Brady

Met:

no idea. haven't looked since I signed up

Randomguy:

do you care if a buddy of mine takes over your team

Me :

fuck you if I've got Tom Brady

randomguy:

its probably you then

Me:

Ima kick all y'alls asses now

randomguy:

you know he's out for the season right

Me:

nope

randomguy:

oh yeah. he's went the first game. Like weeks ago.

Me:

poop.

randomguy:

but you did draft him. so you almost had teh best team

Me:

I just want him on my team. he doesnt need to play. He carried me. Now I shall carry him

randomguy:

you're team is pretty good I think besides that, you need to change out your defense

Me:

no defense. Only offense. Offense IS the best defense

randomguy:

you're beating Dave

Me:

Why does Dave bother trying?