It’s awfully nice to see that other countries still do science isn’t it? Maybe the US should toy with the idea of dabbling in that field again… What’s that? God made everything and knows everything? Oh okay. I’m glad we got all that stuff cleared up then and aren’t wasting our money on stupid things like research.

PS - I’m starting a charitable organization that will pay for NASA to have a hot lunch every day since since they can’t afford it otherwise. It’ll probably just be some peas and some sort of rubbery meat. Also chocolate milk. Milk for strong bones so they don’t get scoliosis.