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10

Sep

Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?

This actually already happened last night. Turning it on that is. Not the destruction of the world part. But if we were all sucked instantly through a black hole would we even know? What if we’re just on the other side and the world is just a little off kilter now. Dammit it’s raining again. *Sprinkled donuts fall from the sky and plink off the tin roof*

teamtigerawesome:

If anybody out there is worried about the largest Atom Smasher ever and it’s potential to destroy the Earth by creating a black hole that we’re all coldly and viciously sucked into, here’s an easy way to keep track of how we’re doing.

If you want a status update on whether or not we’ve been destroyed by the Large Hadron Collider, just click on this link.

In the meantime, I’m restocking my Y2K bunker.