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This is what the shallowest of intellectuals will be wearing this fall ‘08. Notice how it accents the D.A.R.E. shirt that’s been a staple of wardrobes since whenever you hit the sixth grade some point in the nineties. Thanks to Clint, Clay and Nick for probably the best birthday present ever besides the NES system I got back when I was like eight. A short play to show an example of the sense of humor I imagine people who have ascots have: Ascot Gentleman #1: Your ascot? Gentleman#2: Oh indeed yes. Ascot Gentleman#1: Where did you get it caught? Some sort of trap? They proceed to both laugh like ninnies and prance away to the sweetmeat shoppe to find ladies of ill-repute with a taste for sweets so they can burgle their maiden-head.

This is what the shallowest of intellectuals will be wearing this fall ‘08.
Notice how it accents the D.A.R.E. shirt that’s been a staple of wardrobes since whenever you hit the sixth grade some point in the nineties.

Thanks to Clint, Clay and Nick for probably the best birthday present ever besides the NES system I got back when I was like eight.


A short play to show an example of the sense of humor I imagine people who have ascots have:

Ascot Gentleman #1: Your ascot?
Gentleman#2: Oh indeed yes.
Ascot Gentleman#1: Where did you get it caught? Some sort of trap?

They proceed to both laugh like ninnies and prance away to the sweetmeat shoppe to find ladies of ill-repute with a taste for sweets so they can burgle their maiden-head.

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