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04

Sep

Thank you politics for making Tumblr as goddamn boring as shit as everything else. Thank you politics for polarizing the country. Thank you for republicans fucking shit up enough that democrats feel compelled to speak out. Thank you democrats for never shutting the fuck up. You’re the most boring ‘parties’ I’ve ever come across. Boring. You all suck. It doesn’t matter who’s elected because nothing will change.


This fall I’m voting for the ticket that actually makes sense: Robot Lincoln/Zombie Fredrick Douglas 2008

Short of that I’ll vote for one that doesn’t: like Hitler/Pol Pot/Stalin/Caligula/Mao 2008 

*This ‘tumblog’ on hiatus until your boring-ass election is over*