Dear Friends,
I am in a dreadful state.
I require a new Tumblr theme of a very specific nature. A theme that is at once easy on the eyes with beaucoup facilité d’utilisation but at the same time I need it to project my arrogance and the inherent duality of being both extremely shallow and my rapier-wit.
The theme should suggest my superior-ness to the reader while still being inviting enough for them to feel comfortable reading. I don’t want to overwhelm them, smothering with myself.
I also need the theme to project a warmth of humanity to counter the cold hard uncomfortable truths that I feel naturally compelled to point out.
It should also feel organized and straightforward.
This is not me asking for the theme to be rigid, mind you, it should flow as the rivers to the ocean. It should flow like a martial artist locked in battle, consumed with nothing but thoughts of mortal combat.
Now I’d prefer it to have a modicum of mischief and a spark of verve but not over much as I shouldn’t want the reader to think I’m a profligate wastrel.

Any suggestions?