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He is actually. My parents hired him as a hand a couple weeks back. He’s good with the cattle though you’d think he was a bit of a slicker to see him ridin’ a horse. His pockets are always full o’ hard candy and the children have taken to callin’ him, ‘Doc’ though he is a Doctor of nothing. ‘Course he quotes Legend of Curly’s Gold endlessly which is fine cause my family hired a destitute Daniel Stern a few weeks before him. When the moon come up they do little sequels to City Slickers in the barn by lanternlight chargin’ a hay-penny a head or two bits a family. Super popular with the chillin’s. Women-folk like ‘em too. Mayor Mackie’s got ‘em workin’ on an original piece for the county pumpkin harvest. Some folk are now startin’ to say them pumpkins can’t come too soon.
THAT SON OF A BITCH TRAITOR. Don’t worry, SAG’s gonna go on strike soon, and when you come crawling back to do internet work, I’ll be telling you to KISS DADDY’S ASSHOLE.
The funny thing is, the puppet beat me to ABC Family by one week. The EepyBird short film I directed airs September 5th during the premiere of Samurai Girl.
I would’ve put him in it, but that bastard moved out last month. He told me he was going to live on a ranch. What a fuckhead.
Hey isn’t that that puppet from ‘BurgerKung?’ He’s better than just being an extra on episode 10 of ‘The Middleman.’
*sigh* Times are hard…
Holy Shit that is IE’s Puppet. Was he Taft Hartley(d)?
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He is actually. My parents hired him as a hand a couple weeks back. He’s good with the cattle though you’d think he was...
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THAT TRAITOR. Don’t worry, SAG’s gonna go on strike soon, and when you come crawling back to do internet work, I’ll be...
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is IE’s Puppet. Was he Taft Hartley(d)?
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