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Aug
I’m callin’ you out! And next Saturday it’s goin’ down. You been firin’ your mouth off and Truly saw ya’. Truly heard ya’. And Truly WILL ANSWER THE CALL of JUSTICE.
*ring ring*
“HELLO JUSTICE?
Next Saturday?
TRULY WILL BE THERE!”
This Saturday in The WRE SUMMER SLAMBOREE XII Truly’s gonna get ya’ in a free-fer-all, come one come all, Tag Team last man standin’ cagematch.
Yer gonna feel it. Yer gonna bleed it. And when Truly and Captain DethMetalphor get you in the ring, we’re gonna wail on ya’ until you feel America in your bones!
What’s that Sargeant AssShanker?
The Sarge says you’re gonna piss blood when we’re done with you.
‘Cause Truly is gonna let his white-hot sacred stream of justice pour down upon the crown of your head. And he won’t relent! He can’t relent! Until his justice is complete! Because Truly thinks it’s painful to stop justice mid-stream!
Sure, you have the belt! Fer Now! But, Truly’s comin’ for it. What Truly wants, he takes! And it was his to begin with before you snuck into the House of Truly and took the belt all pansy pink ninja style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s that Mick?
Mick O’hooligan says he’s gonna make mincemeat of your bones and grind them up for his bread!
Something Truly thinks Mick may have read in a children’s book somewhere.
Can you feel it, America?!? It’s the WRE SUMMER SLAMBOREE XII where we’ll be making bone-bread in a bakesale of justice. And I’ll make a tourist T-shirt of redemption from your skin and I’ll wear the championship belt around it like some sort of LATE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES SHIRT DRESS!!!
!WRE SUMMER SLAMBOREE XII!
