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Aug

chriscantwell:

No way, dude, I took this picture of this ULTRA RARE NEARLY EXTINCT birds near the Shakey’s Pizza on Fairfax this afternoon.
michaeltruly:

chriscantwell:
Red crowned cranes.
FAKE!


P’shopped fakes. You can TOTALLY see the matte lines where the black heads meet the white bodies. Also the bright plumage is typical of males. I should know my uncle is TOTALLY a Birdologist at a zoo in san dimas. And he told me, dude. He told me. And both are brightly colored. Therefore… 

GAY!

chriscantwell:

No way, dude, I took this picture of this ULTRA RARE NEARLY EXTINCT birds near the Shakey’s Pizza on Fairfax this afternoon.

michaeltruly:

chriscantwell:

Red crowned cranes.

FAKE!

P’shopped fakes. You can TOTALLY see the matte lines where the black heads meet the white bodies. Also the bright plumage is typical of males. I should know my uncle is TOTALLY a Birdologist at a zoo in san dimas. And he told me, dude. He told me. And both are brightly colored. Therefore…

GAY!