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chriscantwell: America, where our nachos are bigger than our currency Fuck! Those look amazing! Don’t those look amazing! Look at that sour cream! AWWWW. I love sour cream! MMMM. MMMM! And that cheese. OHHH! OH GOD! THE CHEESE! It’s like some hyperdimensional river on a planet made entirely of chips! MMMMMM! Sweet jesus-christ! The beans. I LOVE BEANS! And such proud beans! The whole thing would  be sooooooo polite to my tastebuds! It would formally address them as Sir and always ALWAYS be the most punctual of gastronomic delight!!1! SLAM JAM XENU BO-BENU is that a metal charger! FUCK!! That’ll keep those nachos SOOOOOOOO warm WHILE I’m consuming them. Where could this monument to taste and worldwide delicacy ever hope to exist?!?!?? GOD! I hope I can consumate my mastication of your delicate balance of cheese chips and SPICEZ! MMMMMM! MMM! MMMMMM! MMM.

chriscantwell:

America, where our nachos are bigger than our currency

Fuck! Those look amazing! Don’t those look amazing! Look at that sour cream! AWWWW. I love sour cream! MMMM. MMMM! And that cheese. OHHH! OH GOD! THE CHEESE! It’s like some hyperdimensional river on a planet made entirely of chips! MMMMMM! Sweet jesus-christ! The beans. I LOVE BEANS! And such proud beans! The whole thing would  be sooooooo polite to my tastebuds! It would formally address them as Sir and always ALWAYS be the most punctual of gastronomic delight!!1!

SLAM JAM XENU BO-BENU is that a metal charger! FUCK!! That’ll keep those nachos SOOOOOOOO warm WHILE I’m consuming them. Where could this monument to taste and worldwide delicacy ever hope to exist?!?!?? GOD! I hope I can consumate my mastication of your delicate balance of cheese chips and SPICEZ! MMMMMM! MMM! MMMMMM!

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