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Dec

HOLY SHIT! I got this for a birthday from my grandparents on a trip to Houston. I still wish I hadn’t sold it. I also wish it threw real pizza…into my mouth…where I could eat it.

Sidenote: Using pizza as a weapon is undeniably criminal.

chriscantwell:

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