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Dec

ewilcox: Oh how I wish this list of the Top 10 Customer Favorites on amazon.com was a joke. What do you think would happen to me if I read all of these books? I’d kill you because obviously the real wilcox had been replaced by a mediocre doppelganger. Then Cantwell and I would have to search the Scottish Highlands for the real Wilcox. I’d almost certainly end up dead because in such a story I’d be little more than an ancillary ‘buddy’ character. Long story short if you read those books we both die.

ewilcox:

Oh how I wish this list of the Top 10 Customer Favorites on amazon.com was a joke. What do you think would happen to me if I read all of these books?

I’d kill you because obviously the real wilcox had been replaced by a mediocre doppelganger. Then Cantwell and I would have to search the Scottish Highlands for the real Wilcox. I’d almost certainly end up dead because in such a story I’d be little more than an ancillary ‘buddy’ character. Long story short if you read those books we both die.

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