attentiondoozers:

I wanted to start Dumplr, which is just pictures of poo.  But, I fear that this would immediately spawn a book deal which would spawn a 3-D feature film which would spawn an internationally-syndicated television show which would spawn a theme park, and I would be killed while riding the first ride, the Dumplr-Dump, on opening day of the park.  So I will not.

seanbury:

I like the first idea.

michaeltruly:

chriscantwell:

ewilcox:

It’s like Tumblr, except the people on it all have low self-esteem and only post about how they wish they could improve at what they do, and they know they don’t have the secret to life yet.

What about Bumblr, where people just talk about how they fucked up?

Rumblr is where you go to sort out your grievances.

Mumblr is where you can’t understand any of the posts cause they’re all sort of under the breath and it’s really loud right here. So I can’t- what? No I- I can’t understand you. You’ll have to- Are you blogging to me? Oh, you’re- I just thought- well I mean it looked like- You know what? Forget it.