Shallow Intellectual seeks big tits and love of 18th century English Literature. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History and crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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01
Sep
Stop being a crybaby pussy and crying all the time. No crying = no blood.
Maybe try baseball… I understand that crying is disallowed there.
Also? Avoid onions. Simple enough right?
Don’t watch “Life is Beautiful” because that shit is sad and you’ll totally cry more blood.
Don’t think about puppies being hit by trains. Because even if you don’t cry at that, it’ll totally ruin your day and just put you in a real depressing funk. Because shit man.
