19
Aug
NEW Team Tiger Awesome Video!
We all know that sometimes life can be hard… at that point some of us turn to God.
But sometimes God… could give a crap and wanders off to get an ice cream cone leaving you talking to yourself like a homeless person. And people are like looking at you weird because “Who are you talking to?” and suddenly you’ll turn around and realize you’re alone.
So you’ll say very loudly, “Hey I was talking to you and then you disappeared.” So that anyone around who saw you talking to yourself will know that you were at least talking to someone.
And then you’ll realize God only got an ice cream cone for himself and didn’t ask if you wanted one so you’ll pout the rest of the day.