Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
That handsome mustache is attached to the current reigning King of Dot-Comedy (and my friend Scott Gairdner) according to the governing body known as last night’s ‘Attack of The Show.’ Hail to the King, Baby!