Shallow Intellectual seeks the fairer sex gone wild with a love of 18th century English Literature read atop horses. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History, be proficient at the harpsichord and possess crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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03
Aug
Check it out! You give this company a couple photos of yourself, and then when you die, they’ll make an urn shaped like your head for your loved ones to store your ashes in! My friends had better be looking into this right now, just in case I don’t recover from my next pasta-induced coma.I’ve always wanted to store pot inside my friend’s head. Now I can without all the messy blood!
via cjmeeks