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Brad Conlin, 01:10:24 (NET) @ 10K Pace 11:19, Predicted 04:56:42.00. Powered by SAI Timing.

Clint Gage, 01:10:23 (NET) @ 10K Pace 11:19, Predicted 04:56:42.00. Powered by SAI Timing.

Clay Dzygun, 01:10:23 (NET) @ 10K Pace 11:19, Predicted 04:56:42.00. Powered by SAI Timing.

Apparently they haven’t split up. But somewhere around mile 10 Clay sometimes becomes a horses chonch and just takes off running too fast to shank him.


*official marathon rules*
Section 8.1 If you become shanked at any point during the race you are required to wear the mayor’s goose as a crown.

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