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13

May

I'm going to win the internet

ME:
duck sit?
"Natalie":
yup
ME:
like little baby ducks? in the bathtub?
"Natalie":
yeah like little baby ducks, but not in the tub. they're being eaten by crows on the weekends when no one is around to watch them
ME :
OH NO......... a picture of a baby duck floating inside a toilet would win the internet
"Natalie":
we can't take the ducks and put them in a toilet. I'm offering to duck sit on Saturday May 23rd though
ME :
!
ME:
TOILET DUCKS!