Shallow Intellectual seeks big tits and love of 18th century English Literature. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History and crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
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13
May
Hey! LOOK AT MY DUMB FACE AMERICA! YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!
I played a rapist with a heart of gold that was modeled after the heart of the woman from whose teeth he pulled the gold fillings, after he killed and raped her!
…He keeps it in the glovebox. With his raping gloves!
Hey! I know this guy! It’s Michael Truly!
12
May
That black guy behind you seems surprised as hell that you found a book called ‘robot dreams’
GPOYW With a Mustache Edition
I wish I wrote that book because it would be a great publicity still. Alas I did not. Also, where the heck did that owl shirt go?! Whenever I look at old pictures, I’m reminded not of that period of time, but that I have lost innumerable shirts and jackets.
This stupid face is featured background on Criminal Minds tonight. See my meal get interrupted by federal agents at a diner in Alaska
The man who gave us a Chevy Chase/Demi Moore movie who chose as a director to play a judge with a penis for a nose in that movie is on Larry King yelling about Aliens. I’m starting to get worried Akyroyd thinks Ghostbusters was biographical.
11
May
Congratulations Steve!
Exciting day! I’ll be writing more about this later, just trying to keep up with the emails! :)
Today we announced that we’re opening an L.A. office for blip.tv and hiring the awesome Steve Woolf from Epic Fu to be our West Coast Director of Content Development.
Check out the story by Liz Shannon Miller on blip.tv’s West Coast expansion on NewTeeVee here.
Steve knows all aspects of producing, distributing and monetizing a Web show through his work with Zadi Diaz on Epic Fu. He’s been working with us at blip.tv since we started the company 5 years ago. We couldn’t be more excited about expanding operations out West, working more closely with the incredible talent in Los Angeles, and having Steve on board. This is a great day for blip.tv, and for show creators looking to stay independent and build a brand on their own terms.
10
May
Automatic reblog to make renting a helicopter worthwhile.
The Last 10 Seconds of Lost as Imagined by Classic Television and Film
On May 23rd, arguably the greatest show in the history of Television will come to an end. So how will Lost end? We have no idea… but it will probably rip off some old TV and movie endings.
Please watch all 11 possible endings of Lost that we made with the good folks at Atom.com. Maybe you will find one that you really like it, and I don’t know, maybe you’ll reblog it, you could even DIGG it if you wanted to.
We had a tremendous cast and crew working with us on this project and we couldn’t thank them enough. All of you kicked so much ass. THANK YOU.
Starring John Bobek, Tim DeZarn, Sahib Dhanjal, Clay Dyzgun, David Futernick, Summer Harlow, Miki Kawawa, Joshua Kwak, Michael Rayner, Perry Smith, and Aubrey Wood.
Shot by Jonathon Nicholas and Matt Wyatt. Sound by Barry Neely. VFX by Scott Gairdner. Color Correction by Phil Dennison. Animation by Alexander Bernstein.
07
May
I think Robert Rodriguez and I would be friends. We would probably also think the other was extremely arrogant. Regardless, this looks like a masterpiece of the highest order.
06
May
Cheech just nailed the daily double. But Michael Mckean is still pwning.
900 languages? I call bullshit
Hello, good times!
04
May
I don’t know what records they’re talking about but let’s get grouping!
My favorite part is when I’m on fire. But then get real thirsty so I drink a glass of water.
This was a fun shoot. And we got to play with one of those fire stick things. And didn’t burn ourselves / burn down the Dude Hole.
Today we bring the horrifying tale of a man and the best 2-on-2 basketball game ever, NBA Jam. *Cue Thunder*
Starring Hesley Python Harps, Jacob Reed, Clay Dzygun, Adam Ray, Anne-Louis Marquis, Courtney Kirkpatrick, Edward Kirkpatrick, Eric Cire, CJ Meeks, and Jessi Moore.
Shot by Matt Wyatt. Color Correction by Phil Dennison. Special Thanks to Atom.com for letting us making this.
Kermit tells Fozzie he’s not a real bear in this muppet screen test.
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