Shallow Intellectual seeks big tits and love of 18th century English Literature. Applicants should possess a PHD in Art History and crotchless panties.
No Fatty-monsters please.
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
09
Nov
THIS IS IMPORTANT. Turn on CBS. Truly is on Let’s Make A Deal
This is my tough decision face when faced with sea-faring dilemmas.
08
Nov
If I had to pick my favorite sketch. I’d make sure this one got it’s college tuition paid. (All the others can go to technical school)
Getting The Team Back Together
Good thing they’re being shot into space, because we hope they never come back.
(From our great best friends at Team Tiger Awesome)
Sometimes The Best Team for the Job Is The Worst Idea Ever…
Starring J. Teddy Garces, Michael Laurie, Soren Bowie, Ellie Knaus, Matt Wyatt, and Jimmy Tang.
Shot by James Codeglia. Audio Mix/Music by Barry Neely. Color By Phil Dennison. Produced by Matt Barrs and Breandan Carter. Special Thanks to Edward Kirkpatrick and Courtney Kirkpatrick.
I think everyone should take notice… J Teddy Garces is one bad ass motherfucker. I think my new goal in life is to a make a 200 million dollar shitty action movie where he reprises the role of “Lt. Ricky Knife.” TOUGH AS NAILS.
Excellent giffing.
Made this gif for Team Tiger Awesome’s latest video that went up on the site today. I took only a few liberties.
Also this one:
26
Oct
This is fucking great, Scott! Congratulations!
I got to direct Larry David, Zach Galifianakis, Amy Poehler, and Maya Rudolph in a video I like to call “Holy Shit How Am I Getting To Direct These People?”
Written by Dave Ferguson, edited by Liam White, the other half directed by Matt and Oz.
Will Ferrell won the 2011 Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Unfortunately, Larry David, Sarah Silverman, Amy Poehler, Zach Galifianakis, Eva Mendes, Christina Applegate, Maya Rudolph and Jon Heder were unable to attend the ceremony, so we asked them to record these fond personal memories of Will.
19
Oct
Holy crap. Michael Winslow is still relevant… and awesome!
Early Bird Special: Police Academy alum Michael “Motor Mouth” Winslow utilises his signature sound effects to perform a kickass cover of Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” on the Norwegien talk show Senkveld med Thomas og Harald.
[b3ta.]
14
Oct
Tagline: “I want to just leave”
Just decided I want to start a blog called “The LAX Files.” Please tell me no one’s thought of this yet. It’s gonna be huge.
(Source: ecantwell)
12
Oct
Marcel Dareus + Say Anything photo w/ John Cusack holding stereo = meme
Marcel Dareus + photo of Godzilla battling Mothra = meme
Photoshop unresponsive.
10
Oct
I buy lots of extra candy just in case… the mexican cartels don’t let my wife and son go.
Do as he says.
29
Sep
It’s not real until you’ve spent $30 printing out 3 copies of it in the basement of a library and gotten hit on by an undergrad in the process.
YES THE WILCOX-CANTWELL MANIFESTO IS COMPLETE! First dibs on handing out wrinkly copies down at Venice Beach.
(Source: ecantwell)
08
Sep
01
Sep
The Casablanca of Ventriloquist shorts!
This is our documentary about the man who changed Ventriloquism… and the world, forever.
Starring Clay Dyzgun, J. Teddy Garces, Dan O’Brien, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Matt Barrs and Courtney Kirkpatrick.
Shot by Jonathon Nicholas. Audio by Barry Neely and Elliot Barker. Color by Phil Dennison.
Also, it’s Truly’s birthday today and the best present you can get him is sharing this sketch with your friends and family. However, if you really know Truly you know the previous statement is a lie. Enjoy!
From our friends at Team Tiger Awesome, we present this loving tribute to one of our heroes and the most groundbreaking ventriloquist ever, Jack Torres. And of course Lafitte. They are still missed.
31
Aug
This guy gives terrible gun face.
30
Aug
Stop fucking nomming this instant.
Good news, everybody! AI is here and just as stupid and obsessed with religion and snark as we are.
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via codyjohnston
via scottgairdner
via thedailywhat
via ecantwell
via cracked
via teamtigerawesome