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21

Jul

You want to piss off Jim Mulligan? You get one chance. Cause there ain’t no do-overs.
Jim Mulligan to a huge blonde bad guy that just hit him in the face with something people shouldn’t be hit in the face with in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”

Summer Jams ‘08

So here’s the tracklist for I made in 2008  for Summer Jams ‘08 

( Go here to download all these songs in one fell swoop) 

  • Who Knows What The Question Is?   by The Bees
  • Off the Record by  My Morning Jacket
  • The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful by  Jimmy Buffett
  • Subterranean Homesick Blues by  Bob Dylan
  • Bonafied Lovin’ (Tough Guys) by  Chromeo
  • Banana Pancakes by  Jack Johnson
  • Listening Man by  The Bees
  • When The Day Met The Night by  Panic at the Disco
  • Sunshine by  Atmosphere
  • I’m a Fighter by  Supernatural
  • The First Single (You Know Me) by  The Format

You may notice I broke a lot of the rules that I previously mentioned for Summer Jam CD’s and that’s because this CD warranted a good portion of those rules. As it’s not a great SJ mix. Sometimes working within boundaries helps make things great.

Sure there are some great songs here but there’s no cohesion and the mix is terrible (two laid back rap songs next to each other? psh. Two songs out of 11 are the Bees)  The Jimmy Buffet song seems more fucked out than about summer and Chromeo is incredibly polarizing. Also Panic at the Disco was a little too popular and current at the time. 

Out of this disc however Sunshine by Atmosphere would emerge as a staple, a pillar of the summer jam.

Either way, I’d do way better next year all around.  2009 Tracklist coming soon with 2010’s brand new summer jam to follow.

I’m totally going to photoshop this cat into a sweet convertible.

I’m totally going to photoshop this cat into a sweet convertible.

20

Jul

A teaser trailer for the best movie you probably haven’t heard of yet. The film adaptation of “Goon” w/ Paul Giamatti.

19

Jul

Bill Murray GQ interview = must read

Snippet:  ”Well, I never went to see Year One, but people who did, including other Ghostbusters, said it was one of the worst things they had ever seen in their lives. So that dream just vaporized.”


I’m gonna have to grab this picture from you, as a great photographer apparently took me from sweaty to smoldery. 
love,
Sweaty Mess
attentiondoozers:

Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Truly.

I’m gonna have to grab this picture from you, as a great photographer apparently took me from sweaty to smoldery. 

love,

Sweaty Mess

attentiondoozers:

Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Truly.

SUMMER JAMS ‘10

Realized that I forgot to make my annual Summer Jams CD this summer probably a mix of it being so dreary in the Marina for most of June and my desktop being broken…so it took a good week of blazing hot sun and triple digit temperatures to remind me. It looks like it’s going to be a late summer.

The Summer Jams CD is the epitome of everything Summer. And every year it gets burned to an actual CD. The idea being it can go from car to pool party to backyard barbecue. Anytime someone says “Let’s get some music going!” and you’re outdoors, you can say “I’ve got just the thing!”  and the Summer Jams is there providing the music.

I usually start out with 20 or so songs and then whittle them down to a really nice 13 to 15. 

Rules of the Summer Jam CD

The rules of the summer jam CD are like rules for spelling; they’re there but half the time you’re going to break them anyway. You’ll notice that I’ve broken a few on the track lists for better or worse.

  • No bands that are known for their summer all year sensibilities i.e. Jimmy Buffett, Beach Boys etc. (This is inevitably always broken)
  • No song should be too heavy. SJ ‘09 suffers when it hits ‘Dazed and Confused’ by Led Zepplin. Sure, it’s a great song. But heavvvvy. Nothing should be too-overwrought with emotion or set in a minor key (usually the same songs.)
  • Special attention should be paid to any songs that mention summer, sunshine, beaches, summer love, beaches etc. 
  • No song should be so polarizing that someone listening to it would drag themselves out of the pool and walk over to change it on a boom box. Classic examples of this are heavy gangster rap, intensely indie bands (the ones that barely sound like music) and country music that tries to be clever (i’m looking at you Brad Paisley’s ‘Celebrity’.
  • No Classical. (It’s Summer. No Vivaldis allowed.)
  • Keep it varied and interesting. I like to use a lot of different bands people may not have heard of to push my musical tastes… BUT keep in mind Rule 4 especially if you like Indie music.
  • The songs should mesh well together and/or ebb and flow into more intense choices. Summer Jams 2007 included the full theme to Cowboy Bebop (intense acid jazz) but it built up into it and then gradually mellowed again afterwards. (This was a bold choice that i’m still unsure about regardless of the rule.) 

I’ll be posting some of the playlists I could find of past Summer Jams throughout the week. With the idea of making them downloadable for your enjoyment. This will all culminate with the new 2010 version.

That being said. Who’s got some suggestions for Summer 2010? 

21

May

These are the new good.

These are the new good.

17

May

16

May

I just ate this. My foodgasm was palpable and extraordinary.

I just ate this. My foodgasm was palpable and extraordinary.

The building of the future, tomorrow, today!

The building of the future, tomorrow, today!

15

May

Apparently the botanical gardens and I have differing opinions about what should constitute a flamethrower palm

Apparently the botanical gardens and I have differing opinions about what should constitute a flamethrower palm

14

May

This pigeon is in jail for date rape.

This pigeon is in jail for date rape.

Try as you might, BP looking fancy isn’t going to fix your problem.

Try as you might, BP looking fancy isn’t going to fix your problem.

13

May

Some have asked me to describe the new show so here’s the blurb TV Guyde did about it:
“Criminal Mind: Smug Rapist Files” is a heady mix of a more-aggressive Sex in the City and Gweynth Paltrow’s head in a box from ‘Seven’ add a dash of Spicoli from ‘Fast Times’ and you’ve got CBS’s new lead fall show.

teamtigerawesome:

Truly is in talks to co-star in the Criminal Minds Spinoff “Criminal Mind: Smug Rapist Files.”
michaeltruly:

Hey! LOOK AT MY DUMB FACE AMERICA! YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!
I played a rapist with a heart of gold that was modeled after the heart of the woman from whose teeth he pulled the gold fillings, after he killed and raped her!
…He keeps it in the glovebox. With his raping gloves!
dannycoleman:

Hey!  I know this guy!  It’s Michael Truly!

Some have asked me to describe the new show so here’s the blurb TV Guyde did about it:

“Criminal Mind: Smug Rapist Files” is a heady mix of a more-aggressive Sex in the City and Gweynth Paltrow’s head in a box from ‘Seven’ add a dash of Spicoli from ‘Fast Times’ and you’ve got CBS’s new lead fall show.

teamtigerawesome:

Truly is in talks to co-star in the Criminal Minds Spinoff “Criminal Mind: Smug Rapist Files.”

michaeltruly:

Hey! LOOK AT MY DUMB FACE AMERICA! YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!

I played a rapist with a heart of gold that was modeled after the heart of the woman from whose teeth he pulled the gold fillings, after he killed and raped her!

…He keeps it in the glovebox. With his raping gloves!

dannycoleman:

Hey!  I know this guy!  It’s Michael Truly!