March 2010
10 posts
Bill Paxton Pinball Machine →
Mashing your love of Bill Paxton together with tiny metal balls, it’s the Bill Paxton Pinball Machine! Built from scratch! Lovingly Crafted!
Dear Ticketmaster,
A fifteen dollar convenience charge PER TICKET?!? That’s insane. It’s certainly not convenient and I have no concept why you require that much money to send me an email with the tickets embedded. FIFTEEN DOLLARS on a fifty dollar ticket?!? That’s almost 33% or 1/3rd of the ticket price! I propose you change your name to TicketFührer because it’s obvious the power has gone...
Just found out that (among other things) I have to do 60 seconds of stand-up so that I can beat out other people who tell jokes for a job so that I can eat in the near future.
What up, ridiculous trial-by-fire?
My backup plan is to load up my tumblr and then hold a laptop over my head and point to it. And scroll down for sixty seconds
Highschoolers proclaim scrubs is dead
So I did three shows today for about 300 to 400 high schoolers in each. Some of the jokes within the show are set and unchangeable but other you can change the specifics somewhat. One joke involves a tv reference and how we’ve lost one of our other actors to it. It’s not a brilliant joke mind you and I didn’t write it but it gets such wildly different reactions depending on which...
WatchSometimes it’s hard to convincingly write something that’s insane when your faculties aren’t withered by madenes… other times you realize you have a pocket bulging with mescaline and a Jethro Tull album to get the words out and then you turn it over to Brad Conlin for the backwards jam alley-oop to make the bellevue lunatic asylum proud.
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