September 2009
26 posts
Wash Boat (Bird Shit)
Clean Litterbox (Cat Shit)
Scrub Bilge (Fish Shit)
A shitty day to be sure.
Monorail!...Monorail!..Monorail!...Monorail! →
“Will this hurt us taxed civilians?”
“Possibly… it costs 12 billion.”
“Will this help me lose my wages”
“Yes, old man, this train goes to Vegas.”
Monorail… Monorail… Monoraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil…
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attentiondoozers:
I wanted to start Dumplr, which is just pictures of poo. But, I fear that this would immediately spawn a book deal which would spawn a 3-D feature film which would spawn an internationally-syndicated television show which would spawn a theme park, and I would be killed while riding the first ride, the Dumplr-Dump, on opening day of the park. So I will not.
seanbury:
I like...
Batman: Arkham Asylum
bradc:
mundy:
spytap:
Is definitely GOTY material.
Feels like Super Metroid with Batman playing Samus (this is a good thing.)
Is tremendously solid in gameplay, controls, execution, atmosphere, character, and overall fun.
Has the best melee combat system I’ve played in a LONG time.
Sucked up almost 5 hours of my life this afternoon.
Was an awesome birthday present from my little...
“Brown’s writing is not just bad; it is staggeringly, clumsily,...”
– -Edinburgh professor of linguistics Geoffrey Pullum
Boosh! Dan Brown got served.
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chriscantwell:
ewilcox:
It’s like Tumblr, except the people on it all have low self-esteem and only post about how they wish they could improve at what they do, and they know they don’t have the secret to life yet.
What about Bumblr, where people just talk about how they fucked up?
Rumblr is where you go to sort out your grievances.
One of my writing partners ended a scene with...
“The two of them start to jump up and hug each other, but then Rick is struck by a flap jack falls to the ground.”
I imagine it’s a mistake because being knocked down by a pancake would be the ultimate hilarious ‘Act of God’ deus ex machina ever. He didn’t specify the size but I hope it’s a ‘ginormous flapjack.’
PS- SNL please choose a week...
Harry Potter Nerds, UNITE! →
ronbabcock:
Sneak peak of The Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Orlando! I signed up for special e-mails about the theme park (wha what). When I got the e-mail on my iphone, I jumped up and ran to my computer as fast as I could. Then I stopped for a second, had a moment of clarity and realized what I just did. Then I chastised myself for wasting time when I could be watching the sneak...
Huge sale at Direct2Drive →
Don’t know if any of y’all are PC gamers but direct 2 drive has some really fantastic games for download for only five dollars! And not shitty bullwinkle games, we’re talking games like BioShock, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, GRAW 2, and my favorite game of all time Civilization 4. Plus tons of others. If you’re into PC games at all you best check it.
The Creepiest Apartment in Glendale Ever →
chriscantwell:
Maybe the creepiest ever. It had me at “decadent Moroccan tent.”
If I was going to be murdered in an apartment. I’d totally pick this one.
Plagiarism on the first paper?
ewilcox:
Nice, guys, nice.
And next time, at least be more creative than Sparknotes …
BALL-KICKING COMMENCES.
Kids be all like stoopid and shiz
Fuck you fish
Dear fish who suicided himself in the boat engine pick up valve causing engine overheating and delaying my departure from Catalina,
You’re going to have to do better than that to keep me from babcock’s one man show.
PS we found your eyeballs, they were all squelchy and bubbled up when we jammed a coat hanger in the valve
Kurt Vonnegut explains why I hate most people →
Bringing ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ to the Screen... →
Good NY Times Article on Spike Jonze by way of Steve Woolf
stevewoolf:
Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: Beavis and Butthead shill for their creator Mike Judge’s latest feature film, Extract (in theaters September 4).
Hehehe… Bateman.
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Dear boy who cries blood... →
Stop being a crybaby pussy and crying all the time. No crying = no blood. Maybe try baseball… I understand that crying is disallowed there. Also? Avoid onions. Simple enough right? Don’t watch “Life is Beautiful” because that shit is sad and you’ll totally cry more blood. Don’t think about puppies being hit by trains. Because even if you don’t cry at...
I could whole heartedly support a social networking site that promises to never allow your parents to join. It just feels weird.
