May 2009
85 posts
Watchchristinahaberkern:
kl7:
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt talk about the role music played in their upcoming film ‘500 Days of Summer.’ Joseph also kind of sucks up to Zooey a bit in this clip. (via Pop Candy)
Kristina, don’t make plans for June 18th… I have tickets to a screening of this if you want in.
The script for this is pretty great I tried super hard to get in to audition...
I’VE SIGNED YOU UP FOR TIME TRAVEL. ENJOY THE BATTLE OF BREEDS HILL YOU LITTLE GREMLIN.
That is it! THAT IS IT! YOU LOVE THE MUSKET CABINET SO MUCH BABY, FINE.
GODDAMMIT BABY!!! THOSE WERE MY BREECHLOADERS YOU GOT PEAS ON! MY BREECHLOADERS!!! YOU F*#&$ING BABY!
YOU F**ING BABY! YOU GOT CHOCOLATE FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER MY FLINTLOCKS! IS THAT- ARE THOSE PEAS?!? F*#@ING PEAS?!?
Dammit baby GET OUT OF THE MUSKET CABINET! You’re going to ruin all my blunderbusses!
Cats be all in warm laundry like babies in your musket cabinet.
Must eat. Too much coffee. Shaking. Hard to type.
I performed Shakespeare at an awesome HS today. The kids were so into it they gave me an honorary Animo HS Staff T-shirt.
“Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed…I...”
– Kanye West, supreme douchebag (via austinkleon)
“I would never want a book’s autograph” is a FANTASTIC thing to say. (via ewilcox)
“I’m Kanye West! Things that are self-absorbed threaten the self-absorption that I live my life in.”
Dear Kanye… Eat a dick. You worthless...
They’re at the half!. Brad’s a little behind.
Hot Fresh Marathon news...
Brad Conlin, 01:10:24 (NET) @ 10K Pace 11:19, Predicted 04:56:42.00. Powered by SAI Timing.
Clint Gage, 01:10:23 (NET) @ 10K Pace 11:19, Predicted 04:56:42.00. Powered by SAI Timing.
Clay Dzygun, 01:10:23 (NET) @ 10K Pace 11:19, Predicted 04:56:42.00. Powered by SAI Timing.
Apparently they haven’t split up. But somewhere around mile 10 Clay sometimes becomes a horses chonch and just...
Sunday nights seem especially suited for James Taylor…
Saturday nights seem suited for James Taylor…
scripting scripting scripting. Only three more episodes to go…
I just got the new Jason Aspergers
I can’t wait to read.
Love meat so much? Fu*#ing wear it. →
One part Butcher, One part haberdasher
F*#& You, I'm Quantum Jumping the hell out of here →
Peace bitches! I’m off to a better dimension.
copycats:
Set Me Free by Spoon originally by The...
steve martin i am shocked and appalled at... →
chriscantwell:
What the FUCK is this? Honestly, I wash my hands of Steve Martin. This is the last straw. As far as I’m concerned, he died immediately after filming this scene from Housesitter, which I consider to be the last funny thing he did.
(via thisrecording)
I know this was probably done to promote his album but he just looks miserable the whole way through the song. He knows...
Brad Conlin on the Family Store site! →
mundy:
johnasparagus:
Yes! This is fantastic news. Brad Conlin, fellow contributor, debuted this animation at the screening of Chris Cantwell’s short film Krantz, and now it’s up at Family!
So Effing Cool! I’m a big fan of Brad’s work.
Watchteamtigerawesome:
Protomax Disguise Kit
Another short for Love Stings that features Truly as Homeless Billy Mays and Clay wearing what he should always be wearing.
Shot by Anton Seim. Graphics by Christina Haberkern.
Apparently I’m an excellent conversational yeller.
“Living is a meatloaf sandwich.”
– John Ashbery (via ewilcox)
As a vegetarian is John Ashbery telling me to kill myself?
As far as I’m concerned, the biography of all the people involved just got all that more dramatic and exciting.
Watchteamtigerawesome:
Hygenowang
Are you always coming home at 5 in the morning and your best girl wants to smell yo dick? Well, friends, it happens to the best of us. So next time you are hanging out with that stripper ho named Diamond, use Hygenowang, and your special lady will never know how much trim you have been up in. A Love Stings Product.
Starring C.J. Meeks, Chelsea Bradshaw and...
I just saw a black guy on a unicycle.
Watchthedailywhat:
SNL: For the 34th season finale, Will Ferrell reprises his role as put-upon game show host Alex Trebek for one more (one last?) round of Jeopardy.
Resident bugbears Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) and Burt Reynolds (Norm Macdonald) make an obligatory appearance, along with special guest star Tom Hanks (Tom Hanks).
[via.]
Tom Hanks, Please stop doing serious movies you already...
“I’m calling it- ‘Party Down’ on Starz just might be the next...”
Watchewilcox:
damndanm:
Trailer for the John Hillcoat adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road
It may just be the nature of trailers, but this looks like more of a straight-up post-apocalyptic thriller than the question-everything-then-kill-yourself, soul-crushing, depression-inducing post-apocalyptic thriller masterpiece that the novel is. (“Reading The Road is rather like attending the...
“For some reason recently Cindy Crawford has started looking a little like Kyra...”
Wheel of Fortune has tiny pay-outs. The big winner shows up with 12,345 dollars?
Booooring.
Best News of the Day
• Jean-Claude Van Damme and Vinnie Jones are using their powers for evil, not good. Per the Hollywood Reporter, the action duo are teaming up to play rival assassins who form a tenuous alliance in order to take down the head of a drug cartel backed by the DEA. Cameras roll on Weapon in August.
(via eonline)
I am so so so on board for this.
WatchI am rapidly losing my shit for this game. I have such devastatingly high hopes and all these shots of stream crossing are only pushing them higher. Come June 16th I may be very scarce… Ghostbusters!
I'm going to win the internet
ME: duck sit?
"Natalie": yup
ME: like little baby ducks? in the bathtub?
"Natalie": yeah like little baby ducks, but not in the tub. they're being eaten by crows on the weekends when no one is around to watch them
ME : OH NO......... a picture of a baby duck floating inside a toilet would win the internet
"Natalie": we can't take the ducks and put them in a toilet. I'm offering to duck sit on Saturday May 23rd though
ME : !
ME: TOILET DUCKS!
