March 2009
50 posts
My NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING!
Is watching a womens bodybuilding competition to support a friend.
And that’s when I yelled, “Bitch, you get off them stairs!
– 16th president Abraham Lincoln recounting a funny anecdote to the Illinois Legislature about how his wife Mary Todd Lincoln just wouldn’t get off the stairs. The legislature laughed, women-folk sure are different.
TTA needs an old computer monitor (preferably one that doesn’t work and that you don’t want.) Anyone?
Alyssa Milano talks about role in upcoming... →
it includes new footage showing venkman being snarky as ever. It looks awesome.
Hopes exceeding “Too High” levels. Preparing the disappointment potion! +10 booze
On my way home at 12:05 am this morning. I drove past the place that gives tango lessons and two people were in there Tangoing. And shit something about tango lessons after midnight seems especially sexy and red shoe diaries to me.
This shit just got real.
– 18th president Ulysses S. Grant after a lady of the evening challenged him to a game of cards.
The Mash-Up to End All Mash-Ups? →
dadsbigplan:
I spend more time on my computer than I should, but this guy makes me look like an elderly man who thinks an iMac is a promotional sandwich at McDonalds. Kutiman, as he calls himself, has…
This is the coolest thing youtube has rendered up to us in a long time
teamtigerawesome:
So, we went out to celebrate St. Patrick’s day. Came back home to celebrate some more. Then we made this video drunk as hell.
We found it again this afternoon, having forgotten about it completely for 36 hours or so.
Check out TTA battling drunkenness and Robocop.
Enjoy!
Clay is easily my favorite part of this whole thing
If music be the food of love, let’s rock this bitch!
– Twelfth president Zachary Taylor on buying his new Fender Stratocaster and wah-wah pedal.
Academic 'discovers' six works by William... →
ewilcox:
Hmmm. If true, fascinating. In any case, this gives Renaissance scholars something exciting to argue over for the next 75 years or so.
OH MY GOD! Are we living in “THE EYRE AFFAIR” ?!? I’m letting my allegiance be known now before the bloody civil wars I’m a Marlowevian
: Just rewired the shower pump on his boat. Yeah that’s right…electricity and shit. Mmhmm it WAS dangerous.
: is/am is enrolled in Puppet College
: Parts of Hans arrived today. I’m pretty sure once he’s put together he’s going to want his detonators.
Needs a sewing machine for his new magnum opus. Anyone got a simple one he can borrow?
I’m the king of rock, there is none higher. Sucker MC’s should call...
– Former President William McKinley to challenger Williams Jenning Bryan when he wouldn’t give up the mic
:Working on some pieces for the upcoming issue of John Asparagus
Cj's advice for life
M Vraiment: jesus
growmeamullet: but yeah, when you see the movie again, watch that blue dick.
Just saw fries that lit up his world
Dollhouse feels like it has all the pieces to be awesome but right now it feels...
Sometimes when I hear this song I just want to down a quart of whiskey, burn...
– Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th president of the United States
March 5th, 1877
Man Vs Machine: Robot Programmed to Love Traps... →
ronbabcock:
I’m fine with the robots taking over if this happens.
Instant Unthinking Reflex Reblog
Ten to one this robot ends up in the bushes outside her house at some point
I laughed loud and hard several times at American Dad last night. Either...