March 2009
50 posts
Stupid power, stupid outage
February 2009
47 posts
It’s so hot and nice today I’m building my summer jams ‘09 CD inside my head.
Dinosaursfuckingrobots.com has grown into a thing all its own.
Sunny Side Animals →
I started another tumblelog called Sunny Side Animals.
It’s cute animals trying to look on the bright side of gloomy things.
My day so far...
Wake up.
Realize neck hurts from playing rock band like a simian last night.
Acknowledge minor hangover.
Deal with twenty-five new submissions in gmail inbox of intercourse performed between mixed race couples of dinosaurs and robots.
Realize I’m living the dream.
“Is the rest of the world feeling this lazy and completely unmotivated today?”
“Frank Oz once said that Miss Piggy grew up in Iowa; her dad died when she was...”
The secret stories behind the muppets!!! →
Example: #3 Telly Monster was originally the Television Monster when he debuted in 1979. He was obsessed with TV and his eves would whirl around as if hypnotized whenever he was in front of a set. After a while, producers started worrying about his influence on youngsters, so they changed him to make him the chronic worrier he is now.
“Dear 30 Rock,
Less of the insufferable Kenneth and more of the insanely...”
Ghostbusters preview! →
The good news is it’s looking rad! The bad news is waiting until June to get it.
“Gulping a glass of Acid. Now that’s hardcore.”
Stripey Sock Brigade, Bitches!
“Can you huff Reddi-whip?”
On myspace? You're probably a pedophile.
according to Cynopis: Digital newsletter
“MySpace turned over the names of 90,000 registered sex offenders to two state attorneys general in response to a subpoena, per the NYTimes. The figure is nearly twice the number of offenders previously admitted to by the News Corp. division.”
Sweet Christ.
“CNN: Do you think you’d approach music differently if you had taken guitar...”
– CNN
Who are the assholes now tumblr? →
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