January 2009
83 posts
“It’s hard to write a Gothic horror story when it’s 80 degrees and...”
Happy Birthday Oprah! I killed you at Oprahisdead.com
Umm scratch that last post something came up
Watchteamtigerawesome:
Oprah is Dead
When Oprah dies, the world, bereft of one of it’s most charismatic leaders, descends into anarchy and chaos. A solitary traveler attempts to put the shattered pieces together again, but puts them together wrong, which can only mean doom for us all.
Shot by Jonathan Nicholas. Starring Clay Dzygun, CJ Meeks, Nick Rallo, Chris Cantwell, Matt Wyatt, Sean Bury, and...
John Updike is Dead. →
He is survived by his books who will inherit the wealth of his estate and waste it because they’re books.
John Asparagus is at Family!
johnasparagus:
Good news everyone!
You can now buy our zine at FAMILY, an amazing book store in Los Angeles. If you can, it would be really cool if you can go and pick one up. Or pick up four. Either way, it would help us out a ton.
Family is on Fairfax (just south of Melrose) across the street from Canters. I highly recommend going to Family, buying Kramers Ergot and then eating a...
A Toast Shooter? →
Pure Ice Cold Awesome. I want toast shooting from my kitchen to my plate in the dining room.
Hey we just found out we could stay at cinespace so if we sent you to cat and fiddle we’re so sorry
“Who doesn’t love electric chocolate?”
Put your courage to the sticking place! Oprah dies tonight at Cinespace. http://ping.fm/99xMH
“My cat’s head smells like purple”
John...Asparagus Reviewed
If you haven’t had a chance to pick up the newest “John…Asparagus” I highly suggest you do so. Contained within it’s thick sturdy pages lies some of the best short form literature that I have consumed to date in this year of aught nine.
Christopher Cantwell’s short story, “Reindeer” is a taut terse examination of hope placed in a single ideal (in...
“Eating Fat Free Sour Cream is like a blind guy going to the movies. He’s...”
World Class Violinist Pretends to be Street... →
chriscantwell:
(via floatinglightbulb)
This is an absolutely amazing article. Bureaucracy removes our soul.
Actor's Union Loses Support for Strike Vote →
Kisses and hearts
“Shhhhh. All I’ve eaten today is peanut butter and gummy worms. Don’t...”
Watchattentiondoozers:
This is pretty incredible
paulscheer:
WATCH THE HIGH FIVE INAUGURARTION
HIGH FIVES: Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, Pat Buchanan, Larry King, Senator Mike Gravel, Ron Bonjean, Raven-Simone, Arianna Huffington, Peggy Noonan, Tucker Carlson, Paul Begala, Darrell from DMC, Sarah Silverman, Governor Howard Dean, Common, Soledad O’Brien, Jack Black, Mark Halperin,...
New Ghostbusters screens are here! New... →
: Has to cram a 120 pages of script in a 500 word synopsis.
GRRRRRRAGGGGHHHHHHH
I’M LOOKING AT CLINT’S EMAIL!!!!!!1111!!!11
OH FUCK! HE’S A LEFTY?!? WE’VE ELECTED A MONSTER!
pretty good speech.
Obama has been president for exactly one second and nothing is better. Yay democrats!
Before the coronation of the King, royalty would celebrate by throwing a huge festival for several days so that for a few fleeting moment the serfs could say, “hey this king is really looking out for my interests.” After the celebration the king would ride each one like a horsey until their knees were bleeding, whipping their backs crying, “Dig Potatoes! Dig Cabbage! Dig...
: So say we all!