September 2008
53 posts
No time to Tumblr only time to Tmblr
Christina: screw you, unappreciative bastard
ShallowIntellectual: why dont you go marry your stickers if you love them so much
Christina: why don’t me and my garage and my props go off into the sunset together. looks like you got a call sheet rewrite to get to
ShallowIntellectual: ?
Christina: because it sure as hell won’t include my address now
Shallow Intellectual:...
Whatever happened to Biff Tannen?
“Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think! I gotta have time to get ‘em retyped. Do you realize what would happen if I hand in my reports in your handwriting? I’ll get fired. You wouldn’t want that to happen, would ya? Would ya? “
Ah Biff. The quintessential bully played by actor Thomas F. Wilson. But where have you gone Wilson?
Answer: Voices on...
Watch IMDB?!? →
Holy F! IMDB.com now has feature films to watch on their site including the original Casino Royale (love those bubbles) Some like it Hot (cross dressing at it’s most hilarious) and episodes of Hill Street Blues (before my time.)
Again with the graduating?
Hi everyone!
I’m graduating from my level 301 improv course at Upright Citizen’s Brigade.
I’d think it was neat for you to come to our showcase where we will do our best to improvise within the format of a “harold”.
What is a “harold”?
It’d be pleasant to have some people there. Preferably people with very low expectations. Seriously if you...
Work email
This is the full text of a legitimate email I received today, regarding a work related line of questioning-
“yes I went to the bathroom…haha it was like 7 in the morning…don’t ask very wierd drunk night!!! I will get that eye blood…”
WatchBanana Gorilla 4evah, beyatch!
teamtigerawesome:
Pizza Robot: Requiem
It’s so hard to say good bye to yesterday. Pizza Robot? He Dead. Steppin’ Tron and the gang struggle to accept the fact that their friend, mentor, and corporate sponsor is now in Heaven. What will come to these intrepid street toughs? Meanwhile, Banana Gorilla realizes the ramifications of his actions.
Starring Clay...
The most important question of all time...
Oh weird… in the raptor community for some time now they’ve been asking the proverbial question, How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a Truly? dadsbigplan:
How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?
is finally not feeling like garbage. Hooray for bon sante’ !
I know nothing about football
randomguy: hey. did you end up signing up for the league?
Me: yeah
randomguy: are you the team with Tom Brady
Met: no idea. haven't looked since I signed up
Randomguy: do you care if a buddy of mine takes over your team
Me : fuck you if I've got Tom Brady
randomguy: its probably you then
Me: Ima kick all y'alls asses now
randomguy: you know he's out for the season right
Me: nope
randomguy: oh yeah. he's went the first game. Like weeks ago.
Me: poop.
randomguy: but you did draft him. so you almost had teh best team
Me: I just want him on my team. he doesnt need to play. He carried me. Now I shall carry him
randomguy: you're team is pretty good I think besides that, you need to change out your defense
Me: no defense. Only offense. Offense IS the best defense
randomguy: you're beating Dave
Me: Why does Dave bother trying?
New James Bond Theme →
I can’t decide if I like this or not for a Bond movie theme. I liked Chris Cornell’s theme more than most people I know. I thought it was lightly clever. While I think this is good I can’t help but think I personally could have done better. I’m sure I’ll end up liking it in the long run… But it will never be as good as,
“Gold…finger! …...
Whenever I take my temperature I don’t hit the normal 98.7 degrees. I’m usually a whole degree below that.
I think I might be a cleverly designed by poorly functioning robot.
New short blues...
This is what I came up against today when trying to have a name plate drawn up for a character named Mikey Coxhaven -
“Language and Graphics
Most of our products are custom made with images and text provided by our customers. However, **** ***** does not produce products that are vulgar, illegal, or sexual in nature. The customer is responsible for making sure that any text or image sent...
WatchWhee! Exactly 3:00 minutes in!~
teamtigerawesome:
Pizza Robot on Attack of the Show.
Holy shit! The AOTS folk discuss the escalting blood fued between Pizza Robots and Banana Gorillas.
Check out Pizza Robot if you haven’t seen
Pizza Robot on G4’s Attack of the show? Oh most definitely.
Was just sold a book by a hari Krishna outside the airport.
WatchMy friend Jacob from my improv class was one of the voices in this. But I would totally eat a bowl of ‘Oops, all Lansburys cereal’ even if I didnt know him.
Is debating the proper protocol for the wearing of ascots while on airplanes.
Thus he spake in Maths...
I ended up here http://tribulationsaints.com/whatisthetribulation.html thanks to a google link.
Here’s my big issue with Religion:
too much math.
if I may quote the site:
“Revelation 13 explains that the beast, or Anti-Christ will place an image of himself in the temple and require the world to worship him. Revelation 13:5 says that this will go on for 42 months, which is...
Woke up this morning feeling sort of melancholy. ...
Best line
Best first line of any movie synopsis ever: The film begins on a prison asteroid in outer space. I really want to see this movie.
dadsbigplan:
Critters.
michaeltruly:
WHAT KEEPS BITING MY ANKLES!?! GRRRR.
WHAT KEEPS BITING MY ANKLES!?! GRRRR.
Reputation in a digital world
ansverdat: truly can i borrow your ebay account?
ansverdat: i need to buy something for my boss
MVraiment: er...
MVraiment: that make me very uncomfortable Clint
ansverdat: fine
ansverdat: nevermind
MVraiment: what about my stellar reputation as BOTH buyer and seller
MVraiment: a reputation that I've worked so hard to cultivate
ansverdat: fuck you, i won't mess with it
MVraiment: its a sacred bond between both consumer and consumee
MVraiment: FUCK YOU, YOU WON'T!
This is a typical day at work for me:
kleinwood: after we finish it, i want to shoot it
MVraiment: Nobody plays with the guns
kleinwood: AFTER THE SHOOT
MVraiment: until the whole thing is finished
kleinwood: GOD DAMNIT
MVraiment: NICK YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING
MVraiment: AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE
kleinwood: THATS WHAT I SAID WHILE YOU WERE TYPING AND YOU COULDNT ANTICIPATE WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
MVraiment: THATS A BLANKET STATEMENT
kleinwood: SO THATS WHERE THE CONFUSION COMES FROM
MVraiment: CLINT DID HIS SHARE OF GUN BREAKING TOO
kleinwood: IM NOT MAD AND I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU
MVraiment: MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
kleinwood: MINE ISNT
MVraiment: I THINK THERES A KERNEL OF SOMETHING INSIDE THERE
MVraiment: OH WAIT
kleinwood: MAYBE
kleinwood: DO YOU NEED HELP
MVraiment: IM HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY
kleinwood: HOW CAN I HELP YOU DEAR FRIEND
kleinwood: ARRHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHH IM CONTENT
On a side note-
It’s awfully nice to see that other countries still do science isn’t it? Maybe the US should toy with the idea of dabbling in that field again… What’s that? God made everything and knows everything? Oh okay. I’m glad we got all that stuff cleared up then and aren’t wasting our money on stupid things like research.
PS - I’m starting a charitable...
Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World... →
This actually already happened last night. Turning it on that is. Not the destruction of the world part. But if we were all sucked instantly through a black hole would we even know? What if we’re just on the other side and the world is just a little off kilter now. Dammit it’s raining again.
*Sprinkled donuts fall from the sky and plink off the tin roof*
teamtigerawesome:
If...
Watchteamtigerawesome:
Pizza Robot!
In the early 90’s the world was an uncertain place. Gang violence was everywhere, and people needed hope. They needed a hero. What they got was Pizza Robot… Starring Clay Dzygun, C.J. Meeks, Chelsea Bradshaw, Christian Langera, and Eric Cire.
This is the first of many shorts we shot over the summer while we had some free time. We hope you enjoy it. Feel free...
Thank you politics for making Tumblr as goddamn boring as shit as everything else. Thank you politics for polarizing the country. Thank you for republicans fucking shit up enough that democrats feel compelled to speak out. Thank you democrats for never shutting the fuck up. You’re the most boring ‘parties’ I’ve ever come across. Boring. You all suck. It doesn’t matter...
Still loves some old school ‘Get Smart’
is doing some character work.
Jerry Reed on Scooby Doo →
Dear Sir,
Five tumbl posts have put you on the Tumblr Hitlr’s radr.
Your only hope is to flee in the dead of night. Bury surely comes for you. You will find us in the wilds. Tell no one.
Sincerely,
A friend
¡Tumblr y debe permanecer libremente! ¡Viva Tumblr!
Exciting new Tumblr themes?
Dear Friends,
I am in a dreadful state.
I require a new Tumblr theme of a very specific nature. A theme that is at once easy on the eyes with beaucoup facilité d’utilisation but at the same time I need it to project my arrogance and the inherent duality of being both extremely shallow and my rapier-wit.
The theme should suggest my superior-ness to the reader while still being inviting...
A Snippet from Clint Gage's Upcoming Wipeout...
That’s right. Sometimes I write Clint Gage fan fiction.
teamtigerawesome:
ABC: This all looks pretty good…so…if you were on our show do you think you would… ‘Wipeout?’
Clint Gage: Are you asking me to take a dive?
ABC: Not at all, Mr. Gage. ABC and Victor Rococoa just think it might be in you and your lady friend’s best intrest is all.
A hidden door...
