September 2008
53 posts
Peepshow might be one of the funniest shows ever. Congratulations Britain! You’ve done it again! Kudos.
The shins = excellent sailing music
August 2008
99 posts
Xbox decided to red ring right after purchasing mercs 2. That’s some ice cold shit right there.
Feed the Head →
This might be one of the most weird and wonderful things I’ve ever spent time with.
Ironically I do not care for Lobster yet love THE Lobster. Hell of a sunset tonight too.
chriscantwell:
It was at The Lobster that I first ate a lobster, what could be more apropos.
michaeltruly:
Dinner at The Lobster what could be more civilized.
Wishes he had some cigars and more cognac.
Dinner at The Lobster what could be more civilized.
Hey, LA, Mercs 2 Will Buy You (Real) Gas Today →
Free gas! Mercs 2!
Out of the old
shit comes a nugget of brilliance that made me laugh out loud. Ignore my complete and utter ignorance of proper script formatting.
Excerpt from “Bluebird and Dingbat”
Inside a grocery store a huge commotion around the scales complaints about the scales not working right. Camera pans and stops on Two philosophers talking about the decreasing sizes of melons.
PHILOSOPHER ONE
WELL,...
Old writings of mine that make me want to punch...
So searching for a lost document I found a bunch of stuff I’d written back in 1998! Over ten years old. (Of course I find this shit and not the document with two days of work put into it that I NEED) Tons of old documents: critiques of books I read for high school classes, English class writing assignments, etc. and of course some “humorous” things that I wrote because I thought...
Ground Rules
seanbury:
Hey, if I’ve stopped following you recently, here’s why:
1.) blah blah blah
2.) Yada yada yada
3.) talking noises
4.) Is that the wind?
5.) You do not post things that are empirically interesting: Only items about yourself or what you are doing. You are a Braglr.
I know I control my own destiny on this platform — and can unfollow at any time. Which is what I choose to...
: Anybody know any actresses in LA that look like Oprah?
Pardon Me, Waiter? My "Coffee" Is Actually Hot Soy... →
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Modest Needs® →
Modest needs helps people from falling into the poverty cycle, which is, apparently, not like a bicycle at all. It’s much much sadder than a bicycle. They allow you to directly choose who you want to help. I like to pick the saddest! :-)
Remember when I helped that MS sufferer get an electric wheelchair a couple weeks ago?
August 08, 2008 Dear wonderful people who care, I have waited 15...
Felt a little like Pee Wee during his Big Adventure for about three hours today… Where’s my F*#%ing bike, Francis?!?
Had a very pleasant sunset sail.
Sometimes I get asked about my writing process
It is thusly:
Drink Coffee
Drink Coffee
Drink Coffee
Drink Coffee
Twitch uncontrollably in front of Computer for two hours
Eat lunch.
Print whatever’s on screen
Call it a rough draft.
Gypsy Buckle - Gold-Plated Finish - w/ Plain... →
I think we can agree this is all kinds of awesome. Yes.
But the question is: Is 150 dollars too much to pay for a belt buckle knife?
Factor in my being in a west coast based sketch group (WESTizBESTCOAST) with an East meets West bloodfeud against some NYC played out suckahs. And this would be cheap security.
Just don’t forget I’m OG, you played out bustahs. I’m OG.
A snippet of Wallace Stevens
I thought I’d post a little of my favorite Wallace Stevens poem. It’s from a rarely known piece written in the later half of his most productive period called , “O, Happy Day!” I find it fairly joyous and Stevens at his playful best. Enjoy.
“Oh, Happy Day”
I wish I could take the fire of a thousands burning suns
and whittle it down into a point
that I could...
can barely take it anymore.
totally met some more of the people on his dock who were totally cool. Totally.
Garfield why do you love lasagna so much? I mean it’s good and all but wha-?
Flash » Do You Like Waffles? →
“Do you like waffles?” Fuck yeah i like waffles!
Dirty boat. Dirty dirty boat! You must be cleaned!~
Has totally discovered he’s not interested in women that he can tell have had work done. Hooray for this mind blowing journey of introspection and self-discovery!
currently sitting in the long beach art museum a lackluster museum who’s only claim to fame will be housing us extras for this pilot.
Ps everyone here looks like someone called an emergency convention about wifebeaters.
finally has an excuse to drive across that huge fucking bridge!
Student Designs Wearable Motorcycle - that makes... →
Oh my fucking crap shit dick suprise. I know it’s not real…yet. But I want one so shitting bad! Everything about this is good and holy.
heard a hilarious story yesterday about ‘Equus’, bad shellfish, and a man/horse being shat upon.
Again with the violin lessons.
Internet Short I Will Never (for whatever reason)...
Title: Xavier’s School for Challenged Youngsters
Synopsis: Principal Charles Xavier is having a bad day. He’s up to his ears in mutants!!! Did I mention they’re mentally challenged? Because they are! They can’t do anything right! But they have a scrappy can-do attitude that people will find endearing. Anyway Xavier is trying to keep these mentally challenged mutants from...
“If I could I’d keep this feeling in a plastic jar
Bust it out whenever...”
– ‘Sunshine’ - Atmosphere
teamtigerawesome:
Without You - written by...
phone being spotty. Please use western union via pony express. Western Unionnnn Da Da. Dah di dah di dah. Dah di dah di dah dahhh.
