January 2009
83 posts
December 2008
66 posts
What the fucks up with ping.fm ? Is it down?
Has anyone heard from Alien Ant Farm lately?
Do they need some of our spare change to get by? Just bus fare to get home, man?
The End Of My Vacation
bradc:
mundy:
ewilcox:
Today I spent a nice day doing almost absolutely nothing except I watched JFK with my parents and now believe that it would have been impossible for Lee Harvey Oswald to act alone.
Also I am addicted to Swiss Miss hot chocolate with the little marshmellows in it that are so small they dissolve along with the chocolate mix, and I did laundry and decided maybe I should...
Dubai is a bunch of prudes →
Best title for this story: “What happens in Dubai, Stays in Dubai…for three months in jail.”
: just sailed through a big school of dolphins
Clint, you best stretch your thumbs... →
Could the chainsaw be in this update???
TCU in the Top 10 bitches!
“Panormous: a pizza so big it never ends”
– Pizza Hut commercial
This is not true (via attentiondoozers)
Something like this could really get a person interested in Religion again.
: sits stunned as the slimy beast retreats to it’s sanctuary beneath the waves.
: winces as the pained cry of the beast assaults his ears. The boat creaks as the tentacle begin to unravel themselves from stanchions.
: has aimed true! The spear puncturing the jelly of the squid’s eye with a resounding squish.
: take aim and fires!
: can feel the hideous stink of breath as the beast’s roar fills the air.
: has only one shot at this.
: has grabbed the rope but knocked the speargun loose before he could grab it…it’s now skittering straight toward the squid’s beak!
: is making a daredevil leap toward the ropes that entwine the spear gun.
: has no choice but to go for it.
: is eyeing the spear gun tangled up in the lines dangling two feet out of reach.
: just saw the giant squid’s beak chomp through metal!
: is trying to pull himself up toward port now that the whole starboard side is under the water.
: can hear the click-clack of the giant squid’s razor sharp beak lusting for his blood.
: the spear gun is just out of reach…
:is holding tightly to the stanchion to keep from being pulled off the boat.
: has been seized by a slimy unerring tentacle! I can feel its suckers clinging to my leg…
: is standing on the deck. It’s dark but I can still hear it under there.
: is digging his spear gun out of the aft locker.
: is being tossed to and fro inside the belly of his ship by a sharply angered squid.
: NOT COOL, SQUID!
: okay hah hah very funny squid you can rock the boat pretty aggressively. I get it.
:there’s like four more tentacles now…
:is cleaning squid blood off the deck. Wish it was raining again so it would do it for me. lol
:is cutting off the tentacle. Curious Squids can keep their tentees to themselves.
: is kicking a slimy tentacle off the deck.
: Can feel the giant squid moving beneath his boat.
I’m gonna punch old bitch winter in the face.
Things I learned today!!!
Ninja Stars are illegal in California. So much for Christmas.
: gonna be a pretty sunset to kick off the boat parade of lights
Holy crap, mulled wine is AWE INSPIRING.
Found the perfect music for a holiday soiree. It’s so hip and chill James Kahn won’t even bother to throw hands.
New BSG webisode! →
Get it while it’s hot. And then explain it to me because Wolland and I are very confused.
: has decided to become mildly obsessed with radiohead for a short time not to exceed a period duration longer than one calendar week.