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29

Jul

Get Low

Yeah Inception was good and all… 

but this…

Might be the best movie I’ve seen all year. Robert Duvall is spellbinding. Sissy Spacek is great and Bill Murray can somehow make the smallest things hilarious. I laughed and I cried. Robert Duvall is going to get an oscar nomination for this. And I feel like the move has a good shot at best picture as well.

Guys seriously, make the effort to see this. It’s so well done and so worth it.

28

Jul

attentiondoozers:

New Axe Cop

Not just new axe cop… AXE-COP DR. MCNINJA CROSSOVER!

attentiondoozers:

New Axe Cop

Not just new axe cop… AXE-COP DR. MCNINJA CROSSOVER!

26

Jul

Kit’s Happy premises to live by-

Happy premise #1: There are no aliens.

Happy premise #2: There is no giant foot trying to squash me.

Happy premise #3: Even though I feel like I might ignite… I probably won’t.

The cure for Bieber fever is bed rest, lots of fluids and a bullet through the frontal lobe of the brain.

The cure for Bieber fever is bed rest, lots of fluids and a bullet through the frontal lobe of the brain.

Book Recommendations!

I need some good books to read for a beach trip! Last year I read The Descent and it was pulpy and delicious. Thoughts? 

(p.s. I like books where people are shuffled off this mortal coil or there are laughs. Or both.) 

23

Jul

I have a whole series of photos of this guy that I’m excited to blow up and post in sequence along a hallway. 

I have a whole series of photos of this guy that I’m excited to blow up and post in sequence along a hallway. 

Summer Jams ‘09

SUMMER JAMS ‘09 - (Download it here

  • Lake Michigan - Rogue Wave
  • Shout - De Novo Dahl
  • Girl - Beck
  • Carry On/Questions - Crosby, Stills & Nash
  • Heart To Heart - Kenny Loggins
  • Swimming Pool - The Submarines
  • You! Me! Dancing! - Los Campesinos
  • Wishful Thinking - Wilco
  • Ms. Doorbell (The White Stripes + Mos Def) - Adrian Champion Mix
  • Dazed and Confused - Led Zeppelin
  • milk and honey - Beck
  • Crooked Teeth - Death Cab For Cutie
  • L.A. - Murs & 9th Wonder
  • Cinnamon and Clove - Sergio Mendes & Brasil ‘66
  • The Underdog - Spoon
  • Panama - Van Halen
  • Elevate Myself - Grandaddy

This is a great mix albeit with shortcomings. Panama would work way better to kick the whole thing off rather than being a spike in the denouement. Crosby Stills and Nash feel really dated here and the Led Zepplin feels too heavy. But using a Beck backbone with Wilco and Spoon really makes this a fun disk that I’m still listening to in my car.

Summer Jams 2010 on Monday! Just in time for the ultimate test: my trip to Hawaii with the girlfriend.

We’ll get through this Timbo, I’ll get you back. And then we’ll go to the ballpark and eat hot dogs. You ever had a hot dog Timbo? It’s like a finger you’re allowed to eat. Nothing more American than that.
Jim Mulligan comforting his kidnapped son Tim during a phone call asking for ransom money in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”.

22

Jul

You’re moving?

Oh? You’re moving to blank? *Grimace* Well good luck, I heard rapes were up 20% in blank. Do you need help moving your couch? 

Chains? I always knew you were that kind of broad.
Jim Mulligan while unlocking his kidnapped daughter’s manacles in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan.”
*tap* *tap* “Is this thing on?
Jim Mulligan talking to his gun after a misfire. This immediately follows him shooting one thousand bullets without reloading in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”
Well damn… I know what I’m building for the rest of the day.

Well damn… I know what I’m building for the rest of the day.

21

Jul

You can kiss your ass goodbye!
Jim Mulligan killing the villain’s pet donkey execution style (one in the head two in the heart) in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan.”
Nice flat-top!
Jim Mulligan pausing to compliment a woman’s hairstyle in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan.” She’s not like a bad guy or anything, just a woman with a hairstyle that Jim finds particularly fetching.
Die you Nazi asshole!
Jim Mulligan strangling a ninja to death in the kidnapping thriller, “Taking a Mulligan”