Shallow Intellectual

Kickass Cover of the Day: The aptly-nicknamed Deb “Spoons” Perry, best known as a contestant on Australia’s Got Talent, turns in an impressive spoon cover of the Black Keys’ “Lonely Boy.”

Also, she feeds some kangaroos. As you do.

[hypervocal.]

Quality spooning’ Deb.

teamtigerawesome:

Garbage Can Scripts:

I really hope Stardust and Kevin get away from whatever convoluted trap it is that they seem to be stuck in.

What are the Garbage Can Scripts? And what do we know so far?

Where can I find past pages?

That’s a mean sauce stain. Some club soda would probably clear that right up.

Best Cat Ever!

thedailywhat:

Afternoon Snack: SKIFCHA is a cat. With glasses. And a moustache. Who listens to dubstep. How have you not pressed play yet?

[unlikelywords.]

Thank you for FINALLY making some real vegetarian options. Also thank you for making them taste good as well. I appreciate it.

teamtigerawesome:

Garbage Can Scripts:

Wish I had pulled this one out of the can in time for Valentine’s Day. Nothing says V-day like a sexy scene and this one is the sexiest what with all the grabbing.

What are the Garbage Can Scripts? And what do we know so far?

I too, am impatient for the love making.

teamtigerawesome:

So we have some pretty great news to announce. We just got hired to rewrite our first feature film. It starts shooting later on in the year and we couldn’t be more excited. Now if you excuse us, we’re off to buy dune-buggies and derringers.

I’m actually buying a Gentleman’s Glock, a derringer just doesn’t have the stopping power I need to fight my way through the underworld.

teamtigerawesome:

Garbage Can Script - Part 5

Here’s another page from the pages of scripts I found in the garbage can on Venice Blvd. I guess we sort of get an inkling of how ‘Stardust’ ends up in the “Murder Trap”

SPOILER ALERT: It’s because she’s a caricature of a woman.

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4

teamtigerawesome:

I found a pages of a script in a trashcan on Venice Blvd - Part 4

I’m still sifting through pages looking for the beginning of this scene. I have no idea how they got here (where ever here is) but things are looking pretty dire for Stardust (the Zooey Deschanel clone) and Kevin (resident homeless everyman).

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

These are totally worth maybe almost touching something that looked like excrement to get at.

teamtigerawesome:

So I’m still not sure how many scripts I’m dealing with from that Venice trash can. There was a lot of script pages (bad and prolific are not two traits you want bundled together). But I think this is the same homeless Kevin from the other page, though there might be multiple Kevins across the scripts. I hope not. That’ll make this harder.

Or even worse if a script is called ‘Multiple Kevins’